the futile the futile it out weighs the beautiful

amanda c: i'm 20. my dream is to own a farm, it'll be full of miniature horses and cows. and they'll be herded by corgi's and mini australian shepherds.

[blackswidow]

You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?” I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with “Polverine.”

[overblush]

when a contestant on chopped decides to not transform one of the ingredients

[thegrayshistavanen]

“DO NOT buy Exer-Hides dog bones! I found rubber bands in the one my dog was chewing last night. I know this brand is sold by WalMart. I am alerting the WalMart where I bought the bones from but I’m not sure what they are going to do about it. Spread the word to anyone who has a dog!”

[girlgamemaster]

PSA because I love dogs and wouldn’t want mine or anyone else’s to choke on that.

[narcissistic-alcoholic-blog]

I’m sorry for adding on, but please DO NOT BUY RAWHIDE BONES IN GENERAL. My mom and I have both worked for vets who always tell their patients to keep rawhide from their dogs. Rawhide does not completely dissolve in a dogs stomach and it can cause bad and sometimes fatal issues for him or her. If your dog likes to chew up and swallow bones, then you should avoid rawhide bones all together! A happy alternative would be antlers, hooves, or teeth cleaning treats. But please avoid buying any kind of rawhide unless you plan on closely monitoring and making sure they don’t swallow any pieces. Even then, your dogs best bet is to avoid rawhide all together.

[autisticdotwarner-deactivated20]

For all you with precious doggies.

[sixpenceee]

This is a carved water melon.

[unexplained-psychic-child]

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

[insufficientfailure]

[stability]

[animal-factbook]

dogs are very nostalgic creatures and oftentimes try to recreate childhood memories

[mackseptiplier-blog]

This is my favorite picture

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

im fucking crying this is so funny

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

After 800+ episodes, I’d be numb to everything too.

by  井口病院

[ruinedchildhood]

deleted scenes

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Mcdonalds be like

[ruinedchildhood]

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

[micdotcom]

Watch: Jessica Williams also explained how the message has been in Beyoncé’s music all along.

[shjtty-deactivated20131105]

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[whitelacebrownskin]

[airhorns]

[tyleroakley]

well DAMN