Freems' Mean Meme Machine

Time for round 2. Hey everyone, I'm Freeman. I don't do a lot but reblog but boy do I like video games. Excitement abound! Avatar made by @Leggyre 

[puyopuyo]

fuck this gay earth btw

[neshamama]

[zhanadvega]

Someone spot this guy???

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

yeah he's under the barbell

[wayneradiotv]

do NOT step at me on the fourth of footwerk

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

[lazorsandparadox]

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

[tumblingoverstars]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

[writing-prompt-s]

A married woman saves an uninteresting Japanese high schooler from a truck crash, but dies in the process. She wakes up in a world of adventure and harems, clearly made for the boy.

[augustdementhe]

If I had the power to just greenlight shit, THIS would be Summer 2022’s hottest fucking anime EVER. 

[freshfreshsalad]

This scene in Infinity War blew my mind!!

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ballwizard]

[compyuter]

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

[paperandpencilsandskips]

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

[compyuter]

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

[paperandpencilsandskips]

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

[compyuter]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

[prime-tiktoks]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[unculture]

and THAT’S the news

[daily-wecht]

[amazoogle]

as a child i thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone i knew, in the event that i had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and i have to decide which one to shoot. i'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and i'd fucking blast the other guy away. needless to say this has saved me countless times

[adulthooliganism]

[macchitea]

happy father’s day to meta knight

[socialjusticewargames-deactivat]

[mysharona1987]

[radiofreederry]