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a cluster fuck of the things I find funny and/or important

[daily-showerthoughts]

The real gateway drug is low self esteem and poor self control

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[whocaresanywayss]

a bisexual dilemma

[mickeysphilharmagic]

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

[mickeysphilharmagic]

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

[pretty-or-dead-deactivated20181]

I just want pasta and a girl

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[copaceticlinds]

[fordexplorereddiebaueredition]

If you have body dysmorphic disorder reblog this bc i wanna follow all of you v strong ppl.

[blogginghaley]

John Mulaney: Infinity War (2018)

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View this post on Instagram

i wasn’t expecting the dance, this is so cute!!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

the song is jay park - all i wanna do

[icecream-eaterrr]

What in the hell

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

WHAT

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

Aw

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[azealiabanksy]

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

[azealiabanksy]

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

[poly-carbon-based-lifeform]

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

[whocaresanywayss]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[flip56000]

I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life

[whocaresanywayss]

me: i have a crush

friend: suck their dick

[bajn]

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe

[whocaresanywayss]

me: i need to sleep

me: *masturbates*