Who Fucks

A blog dedicated to all the fictional characters who canonically fucked, or probably fuck anyways. If you know a character who fucks, please feel free to submit them. No Hentai or Porn characters though, because that would be too easy.

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Chilchuck (Dungeon Meshi) definitely fucks.

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Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium (Warhammer 40.000) definitely is a fraud. And he definitely fucks.

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Nero (Devil May Cry Series) fucks, probably. His adoptive sister, Kyrie, most likely.

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Yousuke Shibazaki aka Ojisan (Isekai Ojisan) definitely has not, does not, can not and will not fuck.

Any insinuation to the contrary is elven propaganda.

This mans ability to be an isekai protag chick magnet despite his looks and his complete inability to actually act on it can not be understated.

He is anethema to the concept of fucking

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Why would you put that in the tags? this response is gold

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Yuujin Mikotoba (The Great Ace Attorney) definitely fucked.

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Raaru (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) definitely fucked.

If my dash is anything to go by, he would fuck eternally

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What a weird gaming ad.

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This pig fucks, apparently.

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Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk Franchise) fucks. Probably. I’m sure he does.

Look, I can’t 100% confirm this, but I would be surprised if this lad doesn’t fuck.

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You’re in luck, OP, because all this man does is commit anti-capitalist terrorism, chain smoke, and fuck

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What a lad

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news flash, I have since played Cyberpunk and can confirm. All Johnny Silverhand does is commit anti-capitalist terrorism, slowly kill you, chain smoke, and fuck

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Yousuke Shibazaki aka Ojisan (Isekai Ojisan) definitely has not, does not, can not and will not fuck.

Any insinuation to the contrary is elven propaganda.

This mans ability to be an isekai protag chick magnet despite his looks and his complete inability to actually act on it can not be understated.

He is anethema to the concept of fucking

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Dr. Gero (Dragon ball Z) definitely fucks.

Well, fucked. I don’t know about his dangalang situation after he robofied himself.

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Sol Badguy (Guilty Gear) definitely fucked. Once, probably. But now he fucks again, probably. Thanks, Rev2.

Lore Spoilers for those who care about an explaination: Sol was in a relationship with Aria, who became the Ultimate Weapon Justice. They have a child, so he definitely fucked at least once. At the end of Rev2, even though Justice has been dead for years, magic shenanigans lead to Aria being revived (As herself, not as Justice) and that was the last bit of story we got. We can’t say for sure if Sol and Aria got together again until Guilty Gear Strive comes out, but I think it’s save to say that he does, indeed, fuck again.

Long Story short, Sol Badguy is an immortal fuck machine who is very loyal to his formerly dead girlfriend. Godspeed you magnificent son of a bitch

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News Flash, even if a few months late, Aria is back and they definitely fuck.

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Chipp Zanuff (Guilty Gear Franchise) is a fucking honest to god weeb... but even he fucks.

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Jolyne Cujoh (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) gets fucked by society, so that has to count for something, right?

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Tifa Lockhart and Aerith Gainsborough (Final Fantasy 7 Remake) fuck. Eachother. You can’t convince me otherwise.

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Greed (Full Metal Alchemist) fucks, most likely.

I mean, look at that pimp ass coat. This guy gets bitches 24/7, swear to god.

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Aura Blackquill (Ace Attorney) fucked Athena’s mom!

Fuck you, fight me.

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Shou Tucker (Full Metal Alchemist) fucks and I wish he didn’t.