Random Life Monologue

[whodis-a]

Aaaand this is why you shouldn’t snoop through someone’s shit 🙃

[whodis-a]

Never thought watching my man swing a golf club would ever turn me on. But here I am LOL

[whodis-a]

Have you ever looked at your significant other and thought, “wow you could really break my heart”

[whodis-a]

When your boyfriend is more handsome than the guys you used to fantasize about 🤷🏻‍♀️

[whodis-a]

It’s human nature, I just want to feel wanted

[whodis-a]

It’s such a nice change to be able to love someone the way you want to with no fear

[whodis-a]

I love when my insecurities come out and ruin everything 😉

[whodis-a]

My mans said “I’m sorry, I know you’ve been worrying about this all day hun. It’ll all work out”

I almost cried. Like wow. How easy was that. Why can’t every guy be like this.

[whodis-a]

A mans who wants to help you design and redecorate your room is DEFINITELY a keeper.

[whodis-a]

You know they’re a keeper if you tell them you don’t want anything from the store but they still call you asking what snacks you want LOL

[whodis-a]

This shit fucking sucks

[whodis-a]

I realize that most of my friends are guys and that I can count my girlfriends on one hand lol. Didn’t think this would be a problem cause I assumed I’d be single for the next few years 😬

[ultimateunlucky]

[whodis-a]

You ever just not want to be home? Not cause you have family problems but you just want to be outside

[ookazaki]

[malignantday]

me

[whodis-a]

So thoughtful, how in the world. Don’t pinch me if I’m dreaming