Dal shakka mel.

Step through the Chaapa'ai into the world of Stargate. Mostly SG-1 with some Atlantis and a bit of Universe. My main blog is rumpeltyltskyn. If you ever wanna chat about Stargate or anything, feel free to shoot me a message or ask!

[snottysocks]

I love Stargate dearly, but every so often I need to reprocess the fact that the main series villains are:

Cunty little worms

Sentient grey Lego bricks

The Spanish Inquisition

[chimaerakitten]

Inspired by a conversation on discord.

Friends who *haven’t* watched Stargate, pick a bonkers bit of lore with minimal context

Daniel’s parents died in a tragic Wile E Coyote style museum display accident

Most powerful villains in SG1 were defeated with an Atheism Ray

Jack had a telepathic connection with a barber for 7 years. never mentioned it.

Because of time travel Hammond secretly knows *everything* ahead of time in S1

McKay and Bill Nye the Science Guy know and dislike each other

SGA is really just the universe’s most convoluted shopping trip for AA batteries

The gate can literally be dialed manually like a rotary telephone

Advanced aliens need SG1 so they can think up *dumber* solutions to problems

The writers used “evil legos” as a villain concept *twice*

Merlin is real and he used to be an energy squid

An even sillier and lower budget version of the show exists in-universe

I have watched Stargate/show results

Voting ended onJun 25

These aren’t even the most wild parts of the lore they’re just what I thought of first

[sg1]

SG1’S 1K CELEBRATION ☆ Anonymous requested ↳ Make me choose: Jack and Daniel or Daniel and Teal'c

[an-inkpot-or-a-fencepost]

Stargate SG-1 | Heroes

[sssssssim]

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

fascinated with jack's strategy of deflecting about him and sam by joking about him and teal'c

[robinparravel]

[autistic-danieljackson]

They really popped off making the Stargate whoosh like that. They could’ve just had the wormhole materialize inside the gate but the whoosh is just so good

[autistic-danieljackson]

Actually I think my favorite Stargate thing is how skeptical they still are all the time. They’re just constantly like “you really want me to believe you time-traveled? You really want us to believe there’s a voice in your head? Seriously?”

[an-angel-0f-death]

i love a character who can't stop dying. bitch you JUST got better what do you MEAN you died again. that's the fifth time this week

[jackandhisspacemonkey]

STARGATE SG-1: the fifth race

[autistic-crypt1d]

Daniel Jackson y'all

[incoming-wormhole]

this might be a long shot but does anyone have the Stargate SG-1: The DVD Collection 51 Magazine?

The one with this cover?

[sgrewatch]

Do you know of any other all Stargate tumblrs that are still active?

I know Fuck Yeah Stargate Cast for sure.

If you post Stargate reblog this post so we can find you.

[free-jaffa-nation]

I’m not SUPER active on this blog but I’m definitely still here and post stuff occasionally!

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[obsessivestrawberrysimp]

Okay, so, just wondering, is the Stargate Fandom still a thing? SG-1 is my favorite show, and I was just wondering if there were still Gaters out there.

All SG teams report! I want to know you're still out there!

[janetfraiserspenlight]

I'm here! And there's sooooooooooo many more

[ten-cent-sleuth]

I just got into it this summer but I’m having the time of my life out here.

[deadheaddaisy]

@stargatelover @stargatelov3r @gate-away-myproblems

[free-jaffa-nation]

I’m here in the rafters. Watching.

[adampov]

Vala + Daniel in Avalon (Part II)