moxley.

Jon Moxley. Dean Ambrose is dead. Husband. Father to the coolest kid ever. Nah, don't try to tell me your kid is better cause they ain't. Living a life I never thought I'd have. On top of the fuckin' world. rp blog only!

[rollinsforpres]

@whoisdeanambrose I resent you always being on both sides

🙄 typical middle child

[whoisdeanambrose]

Everything about this post screams the baby of the family 😒

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[whoisdeanambrose]

Don’t act like you’re not right there with me. Both our kids start elementary school this year. We’re in the same mash potato bowl together. Yeah, just wait until I light a table on fire and put myself through it. Again.

You’re both dramatic in your own ways. How’s that for neutrality?

C’mon Big Dog. Let’s go have a pint.

[rollinsforpres]

Me? Mashed potatoes? Pft. Nah, my brother…that one is all you. I just so happen to have a dry eye everytime. Definitely have never been caught getting emotional. The thing of Ryse’s dreams. Crazy.

I don’t want you to be neutral, I want you to be on my side.

🍺

[whoisdeanambrose]

Yeah, you. I said what I said. I stand by it with my whole chest. Dry eyes? That’s not what I saw. I saw two little rivers coming from the corners of your eyes. Never you cause you’re a statue. Want to know what my dreams are? My wife getting mad at me. That’s foreplay.

I’m always on your side. I’m on two sides at once, okay.

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[whoisdeanambrose]

Don’t act like you’re not right there with me. Both our kids start elementary school this year. We’re in the same mash potato bowl together. Yeah, just wait until I light a table on fire and put myself through it. Again.

You’re both dramatic in your own ways. How’s that for neutrality?

C’mon Big Dog. Let’s go have a pint.

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[whoisdeanambrose]

Yeah, bein’ dad turned me into mashed potatoes I guess. Don’t worry, I’ll be tossin’ myself into a bed of nails next week life on television . Have to keep my street cred up.

Hey, this isn’t a divorce. I’m not choosin’ mom or dad. I’m neutral like Swiss Cheese.

Now I’m giggling remembering John gettin’ his aaa beat.

I’m buying, toots.

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[whoisdeanambrose]

Been at this for a lifetime, eh? Crazy. Will love you both until my last breath. I’m out here soundin’ like a romance novel.

You two are both cut from the same stubborn cloth. It’s why you butt heads like Buffalo.

Let’s go grab a beer.

[moxleyrollins]

the shield mask being a stand-in for dean SUMMERSLAM: NIGHT TWO | 08.02.26

[whoisdeanambrose]

If this is legit I’ll kiss you both on the mouth

@rollinsforpres @ro-manreigns

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[rollinsforpres]

I was always done, brother. Just waiting for “big brother” to stop being so mad and forgive me already.

[whoisdeanambrose]

I think puttin’ your ass through a table = forgiveness. Bout’ time you two just call it even.

Love you. Always have, always will.

[whoisdeanambrose]

CAN YOU TWO BE DONE AFTER THIS SHIT

[frenchkissryse]

It’s amazing that after all of these years I still feel like I did on day one

[whoisdeanambrose]

Knew I had you from the moment I met you. Now we got a wild kid and I life I never thought possible.

That day one feeling only grows every damn day.

[frenchkissryse]

Don’t get me started, mon dieu.

I still can’t believe that this is our life. To think that I asked to not have us ride together 😂 I thought you were the biggest jerk.

I was so wrong.

[whoisdeanambrose]

That was just you tryin' to deny the way you felt about me. Pushed me out the way cause you were swoonin' deep down. I know it. You know it. You just didn't want to admit it back then.

Hey, look at our kid runnin' around. Happy. Healthy. Got a lot to be thankful for. Thing I'm most thankful for will always be you. For never givin' up on me even when you had every reason to. Could've walked away and saved yourself a lotta heartache. You never did, and I promise I'll spend every day for the rest of my life showin' you why stayin' was the right choice.

I love you.

[frenchkissryse]

It’s amazing that after all of these years I still feel like I did on day one

[whoisdeanambrose]

Knew I had you from the moment I met you. Now we got a wild kid and I life I never thought possible.

That day one feeling only grows every damn day.

[frenchkissryse]

He stubbornly keeps the hair so it gets pulled :|

[whoisdeanambrose]

The only reason I keep it is for you to get your hands tangled in it while I eat my favorite meal

[woochild]

Thank you @cenaenough

[rollinsforpres]

Don’t get all sentimental…I was just there, my brother.

His godfather misses him. Spoiled him rotten. Always do when we come over.

[whoisdeanambrose]

You don't have to call me out like that, okay. I thought we were on the same side here. Speaking of, can you two stop fighting. You're going to give me a bald patch.

[rollinsforpres]

Don’t get all sentimental…I was just there, my brother.

His godfather misses him. Spoiled him rotten. Always do when we come over.

[whoisdeanambrose]

Kid is the worst at keepin' secrets.

[rollinsforpres]

Listen…he asked and he received, alright. How am I supposed to say no to the kid version of your eyes, huh?

[whoisdeanambrose]

You can't, that's the thing. I know I'm your weakness. By default, my son is, too. It's okay, babe. I understand 💙

[rollinsforpres]

Don’t get all sentimental…I was just there, my brother.

His godfather misses him. Spoiled him rotten. Always do when we come over.

[whoisdeanambrose]

Kid is the worst at keepin' secrets.

[rollinsforpres]

Don’t get all sentimental…I was just there, my brother.

His godfather misses him. Spoiled him rotten. Always do when we come over.

[whoisdeanambrose]

Yeah, but....that was 3 days ago. That's too damn long.

Next time you give him ice cream before bed time I'm leavin' him with you.