Rot Front!

22, he/they, communist, aspiring himbo

[benihana-circumcision]

Hardcore's fuckin BACK btw

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

Trans people: im trans

Society: ok

Trotskyist slenderman: collect my newspapers

[jestermilf]

me with my hog to be quite honest.

[pdfbabe]

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

[pdfbabe]

THE GENRE. THE MUSIC. IM EATING THE MUSIC (METAPHORICALLY). I AM NOT A GOAT

[pdfbabe]

STOP SAYING I LIKE TO EAT SHEET METAL

[queer-as-city-folk]

We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.

Autistic White boys

Trans Girls

73 year retirees

We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride

[kaijuno]

Pov: you reached for your ID after being asked to present it

[thyrell]

[powerburial]

I don't think you can make that your headline even if youre quoting him. Very uncouth

[pissvortex]

he’s on a level of race science that we haven’t seen in decades. Lamarckist phrenology

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

[parkchanwoohoo]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[tillman]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

[mlarayoukai-archive]

"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too

[jagged203]

Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You know how it is

[lizardsister]

op came from the piss porn universe

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too. 

[play-now-my-lord]

Home Alone is an allegory for the parallel struggles to build communism in Vietnam and defend it from American imperialist aggression, with the wily and spirited Kevin McCallister acting as a stand-in for the indomitable Viet Cong

[memeclassheroes]

[homeboygirl]

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

[benjaminbadger]

The funniest thing I have read tonight

[kleefkruid]

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

[kleefkruid]

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse