Hardcore's fuckin BACK btw

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Hardcore's fuckin BACK btw
Trans people: im trans
Society: ok
Trotskyist slenderman: collect my newspapers
me with my hog to be quite honest.
metal is so fucking good I'm eating it
THE GENRE. THE MUSIC. IM EATING THE MUSIC (METAPHORICALLY). I AM NOT A GOAT
STOP SAYING I LIKE TO EAT SHEET METAL
We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.
Autistic White boys
Trans Girls
73 year retirees
We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride
Pov: you reached for your ID after being asked to present it
I don't think you can make that your headline even if youre quoting him. Very uncouth
he’s on a level of race science that we haven’t seen in decades. Lamarckist phrenology
Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house
is this the episode where he lost his house
I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years
I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it
"forgetting Pikachu's tail color is proof the universes are crossing over 😳" do you think aliens built the pyramids too
Hey uh I think your phone auto corrected poor to uh
You know how it is
op came from the piss porn universe
No I’m pretty sure piss porn exists in this universe too.
Home Alone is an allegory for the parallel struggles to build communism in Vietnam and defend it from American imperialist aggression, with the wily and spirited Kevin McCallister acting as a stand-in for the indomitable Viet Cong
im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
The funniest thing I have read tonight
Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.
my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"
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my brutalist baby just threw a block of concrete into your minimalist baby's bedroom and shattered the beige playhouse