Unholy Rollers

Mildly offensive and inappropriate, yet highly relatable...

[quotemadness]

“I promise I shall never give up, and that I’ll die yelling and laughing.”

— Jack Kerouac (via quotemadness)

[thehappiestpeoplearevillains]

Eye shadow: bright

Hair: dyed

Enamel pins: numerous

Bisexuals: exist

Finger guns: pointing at all who dare oppose me

[mrgreypoetry]

[wishing-for-deathx]

He wasn’t a bad person. But if he isn’t bad I can’t hate him. And if I can’t hate him, I can’t move on.

I’d rather hate myself than hate him.

[themisunderstandingsofiolanthe]

V.L.R. // Unrequited

[xoxojessica]

Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.

-Andrea Gibson

[teenagecrush]

[killowave]

[rightmemes-blog1]

[wholeerollers]

You can call me Kassi, that’s with a K and no E.

I’m 20 years old and already broken off one engagement, raised an 11 year old boy, been diagnosed with a no drinking allowed problem so I’m this way sober, and I’m a chronic asshole...

I’m a size 0 and you can make that number of fucks God has given me to start every day with. I only love my doggo and my car (it’s unhealthy how much I love my car). I’ll give you decent advice, but my life is a wreck.🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m a millenial looking to do everything wrong first and anything that feels right every time.😏

[lilskiesquotes]

[wholeerollers]

I see you fam😜

[wholeerollers]

@themawfulbosspeople

We all have a boss that makes sound affects that make you wonder if her head is turning in circles, right? Like my other boss looked me in my face and said, “Just don’t leave finger prints.”

[wholeerollers]

Can we romanticize sitting alone in your bedroom at 12am in your underwear, watching movies, and eating cinnamon toast crunch instead of calling it white trash? Asking for a friend...