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[pith0s-deactivated20181218]

im makin a discord server where everyone has mod privileges

https://discord.gg/Fuwjbzp

:)

[wholesomebaldi]

[sorry ive been inactive again!!! but hey uhhh if yall wanna do something really wild i made a discord server (not baldi affiliated its just Whatever) where you can do Basically Anything so uh :3c go hogwild lads]

[pith0s-deactivated20181218]

im makin a discord server where everyone has mod privileges

https://discord.gg/Fuwjbzp

:)

[wholesomebaldi]

[sorry ive been inactive again!!! but hey uhhh if yall wanna do something really wild i made a discord server (not baldi affiliated its just Whatever) where you can do Basically Anything so uh :3c go hogwild lads]

[wholesomebaldi]

*stands there shooked that all the potato’s where eaten* you should be full by now (*´ω｀*)

Princi: I am, actually...I was gonna give the legendary potato to Baldi.

Baldi: -gasp- Really???

Princi: Of course, silly!...I just hope this ‘legendary potato’ is actually real.

[wholesomebaldi]

:> i am far from okay but ya know. that's just how life is have a wonderful day, friendo :>

[ok lsakjdflksjg you too!]

[wholesomebaldi]

I have found legendary potato whoever wins gets it * takes out the regular potato’s* ( *｀ω´)

Baldi: Whoever ‘wins’? Is it based on who eats the most regular potatoes, because-

Principal: I’m done.

Baldi: I DIDN’T EVEN START!

Principal: Ya snooze ya lose. Now gimme that legendary potato, please.

[wholesomebaldi]

(Another one ewe) Eliza : “Principal, Philip is —“ Philip : “NOT EATING OR DRINKING IN THE HALLS, NO SIR.” *Philip starts to sweat as Eliza smirks, victorious Oh and : *Once Philip get dragged away, he says* Philip : I stole all the potatoes~~~

Principal: I’ll be confiscating those potatoes. Detention for you~

[wholesomebaldi]

well, leaf sauce is ranch, leaf paste is toothpaste, and teeth juice is mouthwash! i'd forgotten to mention there also was leaf juice, or tea. but i'd also say that the dimension i'm in is a lil unusual, ya know, friendo?

[the only one i can somewhat understand is leaf juice. bone milk anon are you, like, ok?]

[wholesomebaldi]

Eliza : Here, have dis. *slams a whole bunch of math test papers that have As* Thank me later. (Or give me soemthing, like a drawing noteboo—)

Baldi: Oh my goodness! Congratulations, you did amazing! I don’t have a notebook, but there are a couple pens and papers in the drawers at the back of the classroom! Feel free to grab some at any time!

[wholesomebaldi]

Le gasp princi I challenge you to a potato contest * points to principal* as soon as I find more*proceeds to go looking for some*

Princi: Prepare to lose.

[wholesomebaldi]

Yas now the potatoes will last for ever (*´꒳`*)

Baldi: Oh good! That’s so useful I’m so gl-

Princi: They’re all gone.

Baldi: What?

Princi: I ate them all.

Baldi: But...They were made of magic they were supposed to last forever!!! How????

Princi: -shrugs- I was hungry

[wholesomebaldi]

* gives more rocks* enjoy ( ^ω^ )

Baldi: Thank youuuuuuuuuu~

[wholesomebaldi]

Magic rocks? I don’t know (｡･ω･｡)

Baldi: Actually, now that I think about, I’m gonna need one of those rocks.

[wholesomebaldi]

*grows a room full of potato’s with tiny rock* I have made more (*´꒳`*)

Baldi:......HOW?!

[wholesomebaldi]

i'm back, my friend, but this time with my own blog! >:D anyway, have you guessed what the things i listed are?

[congrats! and no, and honestly I am terrified to find out.]

[wholesomebaldi]

We be the lead of the butterfly kingdom thou have to answer for the farms

Baldi: Um. If you have any complaints you can bring it up with the Principal.

Princi: Wow, thanks for throwing me under the bus.

[wholesomebaldi]

*Gives him a marshmallow*

Baldi: Thank you! -Nom-

[wholesomebaldi]

Follow the butterflies they will lead u

Baldi: What Does This Mean