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Aeneas/Cody/Ally: the doctor said i’m perfectly fine. except for this burn scar. and this broken rib... which is next to this other broken rib.

Sammy: did he clear you or not?

Aeneas/Cody/Ally: he did not! let’s get to work!

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Kas: “ladies and gentemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly i’m falling asleep already.

Kas: “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting and dramatic

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Aeneas: I have created a map of all the places they could’ve taken Kas

Sammy: that’s a map of the entire planet...

Aeneas: i have no idea where they could have taken her

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Aeneas: GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

Ally: whos stab wound is this? is it ours? NO! stay out of it!

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Kas: do i look nice?

Nire: you look like you’re about to set someone on fire

Kas: perfect!

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Ally and Leo: *are skipping stones on a lake*

Leo: it’s such a nice evening

Ally: take that! you fucking lake!

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Sammy: Aeneas, are you okay?

Aeneas: why would you think i’m not?

Sammy: that giant hole you carved in your desk?

Aeneas: oops, didn’t notice that!

Aeneas: *covers the hole with a bowl*

Aeneas: there. fixed it

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Aeneas: my father took everything from me, my home, my mentality, my trust... atleast i still have faith, that not everyone is evil. that there’s still good people on this planet. I have faith.

Lottie: i’ll take that, thank you very much

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Kas: i’m gonna need a human skull and you can’t ask me why

Aeneas: only if you also don’t ask why

Aeneas: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick

Kas:

Kas: this one is fine

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Kas: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Aeneas: please, I beg you to stop!

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Cody: we’re out of monster

Aeneas: I hid it. it’s been 2 days wince you slept and you need some rest!

Cody: bold of you to assume it’s only been 2 days

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Ally: what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

Leo: you

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Nire: could you hold this for me?

Ally, not even looking up: sure

Nire: *puts her hands in Ally’s*

Ally:

Nire:

Ally:

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Leo: *showering peacefully*

Ally: have you - stop screaming, it’s just me - did you forget i was here?

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Cody: i’m worried about Aeneas

Sammy: why?

Cody: he’s taking a nap

Sammy: that’s great!

Cody: in the middle of the road

Sammy: oh...

Cody: while cars are passing

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Ally: remember when you didn’t solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Nire: stop romanticizing the past

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Aeneas, going over Cody’s motivation to join the squad: it says here that you’re creative?

Cody: yes

Aeneas: okay... can i know what you create?

Cody: problems.