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KIROKAZE
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Origami Around
Andulka
dirt enthusiast
d e v o n
NASA
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Xuebing Du
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
pixel skylines
ellievsbear
AnasAbdin
roma★
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@whomthebellstoll
"He keeps watching these conspiracy theory videos on youtube over and over again, I'm getting kinda worried about him."
"Ahaha, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."
"I mean, look at him."
"₅G! Cₕₑₘ ₜᵣₐᵢₗₛ! Fₐₖₑ ₙₑWₛ! ₘᵢCᵣₒCₕᵢₚₛ!"
"That's not normal."
"I'm really digging the hat though."
𝔹𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕝𝕪 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤
"SO ANYWAY, SHE KEPT GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER OFF SHE IS NOW HER HUSBAND HAS THAT NEW JOB WITH THE TRAVEL COMPA-"
*Flapping Noises*
"Oh, don't move, let me get my net."
"ₛₕₑ ₖₙₒwₛ ₐbₒᵤₜ ᵤₛ"
Cook With Nook: Kentucky Fried Kirby
PREVIOUSLY ON:-
𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙇 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙏𝘼𝙇
"Please, I need to know if he's okay!"
"I'm sorry.. but your husband..."
"He's slipped into a Korma."
"Hey."
Outsourced
"What do you get when you have two over paid mutts whose jobs can be done for cheaper and at the same standard with these 4 mutts?"
*Whisper Whisper*
"Is this a trick question? I think this is a trick question."
"You get fired, that's what you get, oh-hohohoho~"
𝙀𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙀
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 50,000 bell four foot tall golden sheep.
*Rustling Noises*
"CLICK!"
"GO THE F#$K TO SLEEP!"
"CLICK!"
Nice, nice.
Here come the drums.
Here come the drums.
Hail to the Tiger King, Baby.
“BORK BORK BORK BORK!”
“BORKY BORK BORK BORK!”
“Yeah, go walkies, go on you little shiz machine.”
“BJORKY BJORK BORK BORK!”
“Click”
“BOOOOORRRRRRRKKK!”
"Can I offer you a nice turnip in this trying time?"
Every day this good dog brings a leaf to the store, because if he doesn’t he won’t see his family again until the debt is paid.
Coral on the Brain.
“Freethal Exposure”
When they say they won’t pay for your work and you should be happy for the attention.
Shining of the Lambs