Seriously, It's Funnier Without It!

A wizard stole all of our context because we angered him, but it's okay. Who needs context anyways?

[propalitet]

[r0zeclawz]

sure but why is this tiktok in the blood dimension

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Because he fought hard to get this message across

[whoneedscontextanyways]

One, I'm a guy, and two, I dress like a Mormon, so-

Coworker

[whoneedscontextanyways]

No, I don't want to blow up my chickens.

found on a scrap of paper that’s at least 4 years old. context has been lost to the sands of time

[whoneedscontextanyways]

I once cried so much I had to flip the cat over!

I couldn't make this make sense and I said it

[whoneedscontextanyways]

My pants were copping a feel

how

[whoneedscontextanyways]

It's a fucking stick with a light on the end!

I don't remember this at all

[whoneedscontextanyways]

On that topic, I'm gonna go light a weiner on fire

mood?

[whoneedscontextanyways]

The tissues tried to murder me but I stopped them

stop almost getting murdered

[whoneedscontextanyways]

If I physically stuff my hands in my mouth, will they be warm?

... no

[whoneedscontextanyways]

Right there on the table where she cuts up dead people!

Saying I was watching Murdoch Mysteries doesn't make it better does it

[whoneedscontextanyways]

I hope mine is rotting corpse

Ummm...

[whoneedscontextanyways]

See what happens when you give me an extra spare? I end up hacking Google so I can hack shit!

anonymous

[whoneedscontextanyways]

If you want to know what dick tastes like, just lick my hand!

Unfortunately named friend

[whoneedscontextanyways]

They're four versions of the same man having sex together they're all naughty children

so I got into Jekyll and Hyde...

[whoneedscontextanyways]

Did (teacher) just trickily tell us to make the exam our bitch?

Precal provincials, man

[whoneedscontextanyways]

Spread 'em, buddy!

Or, that quote I had to write down context for because a teacher said it

[whoneedscontextanyways]

HOLD UP I need a not sex joke donut for this

As opposed to a Boston Creme donut