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pulled up a wip from last september to work on

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

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jk rowling stop making every plot twist like the snape one challenge

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jkr played nasty with queenie, homegirl was smart in the first movie and now she’s a dumbass that wants to /marry/ jacob ??? sweetie that crazy ghost that you worship now would kill him or slave him,,,

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MINERVA MACGONAGALL WAS BORN IN 1935, THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD IS SET UP 1926/1927, HOW IS SHE IN THE MOVIE WHEN SHE WASNT BORN YET

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I’d like to thank Jude Law for acting the gay despite not being given any gay in the script to work with

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i didn’t like the movie at all if i’m honest, i found it messy and rushed, the pacing of the movie is weird and it leaves you with so many questions, so many wtf moments and idk, i really believe that jk rowling is just messing harry potter at this point

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i hated so much that they introduced newt x tina jajsjdjdjsjs they still looks so forced to me aaaaaaaaghhhj

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i said so many times “zach, that’s gay” during this movie ...

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i’m so grateful that we got to see what dumbledore sees in the mirror of erised

[kamwashere]

so now we all know that what albus dumbledore saw in the mirror of erised was not in fact a pair of woolly socks but him and his gay lover holding hands what do we do how do we go on-

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I WANNA RANT SO BADLY ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE BUT THE THING IS THAT I DIDNT UNDERSTAND ANYTHINGGGG

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WHAT THE FUCK

[daddydracowrites]

Draco: You need to talk about all your repressed issues.

Harry: Oh, no no no no. I try not to open up to people.

Harry, 5 minutes later, lying facedown on the couch across draco’s lap, already crying: it all started when i was a baby and voldemort killed my parents-

[transpeter]

AU where Tony knew Aunt May and Uncle Ben in college so that in Iron Man 2 when Peter goes to the Stark Expo it becomes a “Charles and Ellen Mulaney meet Bill Clinton” scenario in the Parker household.

Peter: My aunt gets the invitation to the Stark Expo in the mail, and she goes, “We gotta go! We gotta go see Tony!” and without looking at her and just turning the page in a newspaper my uncle goes, “Why? It’s not like he’s going to remember you.“ 

With great power comes great responsibility. Same motherfucker.

So my aunt says, "Fine, I’ll take Peter.”

And I go, “Heck yeah!” and I slide out into the living room in my Iron Man mask and we walk out the door.

[firbolging]

the pride and prejudice musical we deserve:

darcy doesn’t sing a single note even during conversations where everyone else is singing at him that is until the argument following his first attempt at proposing to lizzy where you can see his restraint fall away

his first big solo is the letter he writes her

gelsey bell is mary and the unofficial narrator and she sits down at her piano to describe whats going on but before she can ever reveal her feelings on the matter, starting with that gelsey bell scream, mr bennet comes over and does the whole ‘that’s nice dear but give someone else a turn’

mr wickham has this huge ballad about how darcy ruined his life and its super melodramatic and touching

mr collins proposal to lizzy is an absolute bop that he gets so into he forgets for a moment what he’s doing he’s just owning the stage

wickham has a song where he’s trying to seduce lydia but she’s not even listening she’s just monologuing about how excited she is to get laid

during darcy’s second proposal he keeps hesitating waiting for lizzy to interrupt him like she has done every time before but she doesn’t say anything until he’s finished

at the end mary sits down at the piano and right where she’d usually be interrupted, kitty joins her and harmonises

 jane and bingley have the adorable upbeat romantic duet which is just them being super polite like ‘oh so nice to have you here’ ‘so nice to be here’ interspersed with their inner monologue which is just them being like fucking jesus I’m so in love

the bingley sisters probably have a really cool mean solo

lady catherine has this terrifying disney villain song in the garden

there’s for sure a song about ribbon shopping

[wikketkrikket]

So you know this scene…

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

EDIT: this is getting so many notes ahaha my sister who came up with this is not on Tumblr but you can find her as Radar_girl on Ao3!