Out Of Context

Out of context quotes from media and my life.

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"I was eating fries on the way home and I picked up a fry up from here points to middle area cup holder of car because it dropped and I was like 'it's fine, it's not like it's the floor. It's just the middle thing' and when i picked it up and bit into it, IT WAS A FROG!!!"

Source: chaoticenergycos

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"Since I'm the oldest, sorry dad."

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“What the hell’s a Denver?”

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"wooooah, oh man. I can totally die in that!"

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"I have never been so happy." Said immediately after someone dies.

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"who just opens fire if one guy just starts chucking muffins at people tho. Like I know were in america but..."

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"Person 1: THAT'S SPANISH!

Person 2: I believe you mean 'es espanol!

Spanish guitar noise"

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“Once you have that boi under your control, sing songy time to get into unethical science.”

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"You like literally just said that you're not manipulating anyone and that was like wicked manipulative"

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"*In a VERY happy tone* He's dead!!"

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“So your brother’s the fucking dog?”

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“What would it sound like if minions did the naughties.”

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“I DID IT! I’M DATEABLE!“

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“I wanted to take flesh on trips”

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"These do not appear to be lining up....Time to cry a lot."

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"That should be the correct distance from that and if it's not I cry a lot”

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“Okay animorphs!!!”