Tyra Mail

I'm Melanie or Mel or Sue and unsure of everything

[maggierogers]

me: uses the word bitch as a self descriptor

a man: says bitch

me: 

[whore-lawnmower]

NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.

Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.

NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)

Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.

NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?

ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?

NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)

[weirdfoods]

[noxmachina-deactivated20180924]

Is this a Marina and the Diamonds song?

[breadandflowers]

vegan: animal agriculture is one of the leading cause of climate change, causes animal cruelty and torture, contributes to environmental racism, worker rights violations, air pollution, water pollution, land use, deforestation, ocean dead zones, species extinction, and threatens marine biodiversity so could you please do everything you reasonably can to avoid animal products?

carnist:

[asian]

Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut

[ittybitty-bittle]

[rodiya]

[toshio]

[sparrf-blog]

[kit-harington]

Kit Harington doesn’t know how to wink.

[bluenokia3210-deactivated201701]

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

[greatbigsword]

Go hard

[porkfriedpussy]

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

[webdirt]

i cant believe i have to wake up again tomorrow ! i cant believe it!!!

[whore-lawnmower]

Somebody please tell me why I'm so angry please

[ruinedchildhood]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Woman’s racist encounter while walking her dog in Miami goes viral

[micdotcom]

Update: The young woman featured in the video spoke to Mic about her experience.

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

[pinkfloydd]

[taylulz]

this is so pure

[fauxfable]

and the award for the most attractive family goes to…