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babykeem

who gives a fuck about f1 after that indy 500 finish holy shit that last lap was fucking insane

#0.02s!!!!!!!!!!!#actually speechless that was nuts #thanks mick <3 #bye i need a cold shower to calm down

elishamanning

footballandfiasco

today was not only the last bundesliga matchday, it was also the final day of our (dare i say annual?!) kicktipp game & it was a pleasure playing with all of you!! 🥺🫂

now. as in every game, every tournament, there must be a winner.

please make some noise for our new bundesliga kicktipp meister: @whoretzka !! 🎉🎉🎉

here is your trophy: 🏆

also big congrats to @uncoolfc for being vize-meister, as well as @holdmybvbeer for coming in third!! 🥈🥉

whoretzka

YOU GUYS 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

this is so crazy i was convinced i for SURE was coming last ummmmmm what can i say i would like to thank my obsessive personality and stubborn grit for reminding me to submit my scores each (most...) weekends and to bayernblr for keeping me entertained throughout. ilysm

and thank you luna for organising this!!!!!!!!!! we love u and this is so much fun yayy!! 🩷

#ok ok let me sit with this #yippieeeeeeeeee #bella preparing behind the scenes for a savage comeback next season to reclaim the crown

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#i left my job 2 months ago #tell me why my manager has just texted asking me about a project which i left full handover notes for #that's your problem now!!!!!!!!#christ alive #that place is 5 mins away from imploding i swear to god

nickamarofc

sometime in the life I can't hide my love....

#that maybe i LOVE 😻 sometimes to read BOOKS at home 🏡 in dee afternoon 🤓☝️📖

so it’s 3°C and has been raining for a week straight. this is summer in scotland 🙂‍↕️

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#me having a breakdown because im stressing about getting a job with a law firm #then getting 2 emails in the space of less than an hour from 2 different firms inviting me to interview 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ ok diva 1 2 3 breathe #so imagine being really stressed. and multiply it by 100 #this is my REALITY #i might throw up

elishamanning

did manu really show up to leon’s farewell party in a suit and birkenstocks

#i have supported and backed this man through thick and thin alas this is my breaking point #manuel neuer

lyamal

FREE PALESTINE

feeltheburninglight

killing the competition

#his gargantuan mommy milkers caused a boobquake which floored the opponent #these are the things we’ll miss once he leaves 💔

d3cayingdolly

the rumours are true... I bring a negative and ghostly vibe to the function

#i had a colleague tell me once that my thousand yard stare was “super haunting”#so yep #thanks a bunch mate 👍

couthbbg

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

whoretzka

guys i remembered i have a second ig account and i never use it so i think im going to turn it into the worst most sarcastic food blog of all time lmk if u want the @ 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

whoretzka

ok she's alive!!!!!!!!!!

whoretzka

devastated to report the account has breached irl acquaintance territory via suggested accounts thanks a lot instagram, thanks a lot

#we move it's fine

robert mi amor i miss u

#idgaf about either of these teams but the rma drama this week has me hooked so i needed to tune in

holy indycar chaos wtf

how have we not conceded 😭

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