Who Said Chivalry is Dead?

Messages from the Prince Charmings of Online Dating

[myfriendsaremarried]

When I tell my friends I'm going on a date with someone I met online

and they’re like…

(after they force you to make a profile, right?)

[pixiewolf22]

[whosaidchivalryisdead]

Click the Title and Read Away! Worth it. Trust me.  

[myfavoritevoodoodoll-deactivate]

Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner. Go directly to hell, do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

[whosaidchivalryisdead]

Hi Ms.,i love your profile and i do love it,so much that it supraises me,i am not influence that easy but you just put it right in. Your photos are just impressive ,there is something that is very familiar,can't explain but i do not worry about details.i believe my own instincts and wish you look at my profile and photos and see if you have any of the same.if you do,let me known if not,well i believe in mutual feelings.I did not describe my profile like yours but live life very similar to yours,there is a few differences but ,well i am little older than you want but i grew-up with gypsies. They are not exactly what people in America think of them but are different for sure.I traveled most of the World but there is still a lot that i need to see.

YOU JUST PUT IT RIGHT IN.

P.S. Please don't put a gypsy curse on me.  (Source: theofficetheofficetheoffice)

[whosaidchivalryisdead]

My cousin came in the room while I was looking at your profile and told me if I didn't message you, she would. Now, she's straight, so that's probably an empty threat, but she does have an eye for beauty. I'm totally going to trust her judgement on this one.

Dude, that's so obviously not true...

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

Hi,there. I have interest in you. I hope we could talk together soon. Plz leave me msg.

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

I need to hold you! So tightly, so long.

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

I love your nose ;) lol

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

You r sooo my buddy's type..his name is mark he is Italian and Irish a engineer .. Let him txt u a pic

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

Wanna make out?

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

Are you staying in tonight... If you are bored come have a drink with me and my gf...

How can I be bored? I am super stoned and I have a pint of ice cream.

[whosaidchivalryisdead]

i had to leave you a message hoping to hear from you and to let you know how beautiful you are and how it would be my pleasure to get to know you if thats ok with you let introduce myself im smart educated outgoing loving and respectful. What are you looking for in a man

Proper use of punctuation.

[whosaidchivalryisdead]

I am very single, and so normal despite my costume & drunkery. Is we end up friends or foes, c'est la vie. But you are a saucy, enticing beast of the most elegant sort. I am a fairly debauched creature, but I'm behaving more reasonably in my old. age.

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

you are amazingly attractive, breathtakingly beautiful, and goddessly gorgeous!!!

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

i wanna go out with you

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

you ready for tonight?

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[whosaidchivalryisdead]

I would just LOVE to chat with you and see if we'd get along! If the thought of a 6'5" orally fixated SWTB (Single White Teddy Bear) with a bit of a dom streak sounds good to you...why don't you look me up! I'm REALLY looking forward to hearing from you soon!

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