who

birds don't even have eyebrows

[violeblanche]

i mean… *** **

[whostumbleringtoday]

lmao megs made it to tumblr we love one (1) queen

[raygirlramblings]

‘I don’t want a black cat because they don’t photograph well or look good in selfies’

Well beyond the shameful idea that you see a sentient creature only as a decorative item to photograph for the sake of internet points, it also just sounds like you’re making excuses for being a shit photographer.

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Black cats don’t PHOTOGRAPH WELL?!

There’s nothing cuter than the VOID WITH EYES

What is WRONG with people??????

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

reblog if you would love a void with eyes as a pet

[different-landscapes]

[roselouistbd-deactivated2018122]

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now

[hereforlou]

just call me inspiration Complete, 51k

The truth is Louis knows he’s going to hell, if there is such a thing, but it isn’t because he writes erotic fiction for a living. If anything, it’s because his muse, the reason he’s inspired to write about people shagging in increasingly creative ways everyday, is the sweetest, loveliest, most genuine (and completely oblivious) future children-book illustrator in the world.  

(Or, the one where Louis is a writer, Harry is an art student, and they inspire each other in very different ways.)

Part 1 I Part 2 I Part 3 I Part 4 I Part 5

[lipgallaghersaysfuckyou]

[survivingdaysalone]

“because a 16 year old girl who had her first orgasm whilst getting raped, had to watch her 34 year old rapist go free because she had an orgasm.

because when one of my guy friends told me and some friends he got raped by a woman when he was 12, a “friend” laughed at him and told him he should be happy he got laid that young.

because my 17 year old friend’s parents let her 14 year old brother roam the streets until 12am, but she has to be home by 10.

Because my brothers girlfriend, told the police she was raped and fell pregnant but the rapist didn’t get jail time as she got an abortion and the ‘evidence’ was gone.

because a guy from my old school was raped by another guy, but because he’s gay, they said it wasn’t considered rape.

because a 19 year old lesbian got raped by a guy, and he didn’t go to prison because he said “he only tried to turn her straight so she would be accepted by her parents”.

because in some cultures, girls (and boys, of course) still get thrown out of the family because somebody sexually assaulted them.

because they’re still teaching girls to walk faster at night instead of teaching boys that they shouldn’t rape.

Because they’re teaching kids that they’re only male rapists and not female rapists too.

because I have to explain why rape makes me mad.“

[alphawitchnyxx]

If you excuse rape for any reason stay the fuck away from me because you are literally a peice of human refuse.

[bloodybaz]

I’ve reblogged this before but he’ll im doing it again

[perplexed-world-deactivated2018]

Rape is not, and never will be sex. Rape is the same as a punch in the face, rape is assault.

RAPE IS NOT SEX. RAPE IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE.

[jehwuahavanalag]

RAPE IS NOT SEX.

RAPE IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE.

[roguecurls]

louis giving his golden buzzer to someone who sang isn’t she lovely is the worst thing he’s ever done

[lovemebitxh]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU FEEL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY FREDDIEISMYQUEEN:

[only-caliyah-blog]

I want this video to have more attention…

[whostumbleringtoday]

I AM SORRY WHAT

[sassyswagmasta]

For 2018 research, reblog this if you are a Larrie (and still going strong)

[thefaultinourhogwartsfactions]

[discooccasionally]

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT HARRY WROTE A LOVE SONG FOR A MOVIE ABOUT A CLOSETED GAY GUY WHO SENDS EMAILS TO A “BLUEGREEN118” AND TYPES “IM JUST LIKE YOU” AND IM JUST SUPPOSED TO THINK THIS IS A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!

[louisandharryaremylarents]

W h a t

[dragontatoes]

So anyway my sisters have this game where they randomly call out the number of nipples in the room

[dragontatoes]

game rules:

1. count the number of nipples (including those of fetuses and inhuman mammals) and announce the number only

2. do not explain the context to anyone that asks

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40