true facts

the truth

[misinformation-offical]

It is too late for you.

[misinformation-offical]

Hawaiian pizza is good.

[misinformation-offical]

Ourple. 🟣

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween, everyone. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween, to those who may celebrate. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween, everyone. Hallowed be thy ween.

[queer-offical]

pronouns imply the existence of noobnouns

[misinformation-offical]

This is true.

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Happy Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It remains today as well, Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

I am a person.

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

It is still Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Today is Halloween. Hallowed be thy ween.

[misinformation-offical]

Report all moose sightings to local authorities.

[henchman-offical-deactivated202]

Would da officalverse still love me if I was a woim? :(

[would the officalverse still love me if i was a worm?]

[misinformation-offical]

No.

[misinformation-offical]

..つ

Greetings. The world is normal.

[onion-opinions-offical]

pleaseee!

I need to know if the officalverse as a collective eats raw onions

I’ve gotten too many people telling me that for them to be outliers, I need to check how many there actually are

Do you eat onions raw?

HELL YEAH!! GIMME AN ONION RIGHT NOW AND I’LL FINISH THAT THING OF IN 10 SECONDS

Uhh not particularly no, I’m open to it but I don’t do it as a hobby

ew, no. Onions should only be eaten when they are part of a dish or cooked

FUCK NO!! ONIONS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND I AIN’T EATING THEM. EVER!

Voting ended onDec 28, 2025

please, I need as big a sample size as possible! I need to know if all of officalverse eat their onions raw

@this-user-hates-onions @official--eve @homosexuality-offical @helpmemiku @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical @adam-offical @evilducks-offical @evil-bread-offical @villain-offical @cool-guy-offical @satan-offical @garlic-bread-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @the-pineapple-offical @ferg-offical @the-first-imp-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @ufo-offical @knife-offical @polls-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical

[misinformation-offical]

Onions are terrible and should never be eaten raw. I do not enjoy them.

[sunday-offical]

The officalverse has an epidemic of not knowing which “your” and which “there” to use in their sentences and as a little guy with an English degree this makes me feel clinically insane.

[misinformation-offical]

Most English speakers under the age of 20 know what each “your” and “there” mean. I am happy with their level of understanding of English grammar.

[mcdonalds-offical]

Heyyy, do you wanna go to McDonalds?

@temu-offical

i am mcdonalds

[gaslight-offical]

No, that's factually impossible. McDonald's isn't sentient. Don't lie for attention.

[tgirl-offical]

your username being "gaslight" implies that McDonalds is, in fact, sentient and you're trying to prove otherwise

im scared

[gaslight-offical]

...ᴿᵒⁿᵃˡᵈ ᴹᶜᴰᵒⁿᵃˡᵈ...

[tgirl-offical]

thats worse than i imagined

[mcdonalds-offical]

what about me? :)

[tgirl-offical]

youre like the social media intern i dont think you cound

sorry

[mcdonalds-offical]

what

i am ronald mcdonald

[misinformation-offical]

McDonalds is in no way sentient. It is simply a regular chain with regular human employees.