don't fear the reaper

{-- dependent aph russia blog -- }

[whosyourreaper-blog]

U-Um... [shoves a blanket in his face] Is silk! Finest money can buy. For... small one.

Ah--

Yao, that’s very sweet.

[ laughs and kinda awkwardly tucks it around the kid ]

[welleprinz]

[ chuckles ] I cannot say that I can take care of children very well either, I am quite inefficient with them if I am to be honest.

[whosyourreaper-blog]

I suppose it can be taken as a learning experience.

[welleprinz]

[ raises a brow ] So, is this the doing of those grey-creatures?

[whosyourreaper-blog]

Yes. I am not good with children. I am... very tired.

[whosyourreaper-blog]

[ still taking care of a child ]

[ he looks really tired ]

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Yao, please help, someone gave me a toddler.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

….

I just… do not wish to mess up again.

[whosyourreaper-blog]

Y-Yao--

I doubt you messed up at all. And I doubt you would mess up on this one either.

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Yao, please help, someone gave me a toddler.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Books don’t tell you how to avoid making baby treesexual.

[whosyourreaper-blog]

We can try our best right?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Yao, please help, someone gave me a toddler.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

ONLY IMMORTAL BABIES! N-Not… Not this! 

B-Besides, look how Kiku turned out! He is treesexual!

[whosyourreaper-blog]

Aren’t there books?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Yao, please help, someone gave me a toddler.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

[lucky-yao-adventures]

B-But…

I AM NOT EQUIPPED TO HAVE CHILD! CHILD EATS PROFITS!

[whosyourreaper-blog]

I am not either! I don’t even know if it’s a girl or a boy! I need help! Haven’t you been around for centuries?? Surely you learned stuff about babies!

[lucky-yao-adventures]

Yao, please help, someone gave me a toddler.

I WAS PREGNANT!?

[whosyourreaper-blog]

Nyet!

An--an anon just--dropped it in my lap! I have to watch it for a week!

[whosyourreaper-blog]

[ awkwardly holding a toddler in his lap ]

[ he l p hi m ]

[whosyourreaper-blog]

PLops a kid in your lap. Have fun taking care of this thing for the next week!

What--what is--

Child--?

...

Y-Yao?

[whosyourreaper-blog]

Weddings are so sweet.

[ silently wonders if he’ll ever get married ]

[whosyourreaper-blog]

This, along with a small treat, is left by your muse’s door

Ohh, how sweet!

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[ and here you will find a bored child who has wrapped himself up in a scarf three times his size ]

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

<…okay. But only becauee your my brother now.>

[whosyourreaper-blog]

<I like having a sister.>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[ and here you will find a bored child who has wrapped himself up in a scarf three times his size ]

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[laughs] <Nooooo!> [bats him away]

[whosyourreaper-blog]

<Yeeeees!>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[ and here you will find a bored child who has wrapped himself up in a scarf three times his size ]

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[blushing further] <Ivaaaaan.>

[whosyourreaper-blog]

<Anyaaaaaaaaaa.>

[ laughs and kisses her nose ]

[ladyoftruth-blog]

[ and here you will find a bored child who has wrapped himself up in a scarf three times his size ]

[peers at him from over the arm of a sofa] [nearly a whisper, extremely shy>

[ladyoftruth-blog]

<Cute people can be heroes!> [pouts] <I-I’ll even keep my power to save you! And…and blast away anything bad!>

[whosyourreaper-blog]

[ giggles ]

<You’re the cutest hero I’ve ever seen.>