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no one gets the joke on my twitter so i’ll put it out here

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Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

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- meow

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I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

I’ve religiously binged The Office at least 4 times over and still haven’t found closure to the fact that there will never be another season of the show. But this game right here might give me what I’m looking for. Plus there’s finally an expansion to Cards Against Humanity that I can get behind. Shut up and take my money!

Available HERE

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They did it. Someone finally made a game I can play.

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Inch Island, Donegal, Ireland Photo by James Whorriskey (Delbert Jackson) on Flickr

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aromoji

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

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aromoji

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

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Finally Tumblr can do math

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So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

acesian

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

queenophydea

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

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that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

the-dracologist

This post is pushing me to the limit

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MY BRAIN IS ONLY WIRED TO BE ABLE TO SEE COLORS ONLY MANTIS SHRIMP CAN SEE NOT COMPREHEND THE SQUARE ROOT OF FUCK YOU

andrusi

You know, you could just buy enough books to cut your problems down to one and hope it’s one you can solve on your own.

dvandom

If your problems are truly integer in nature, eventually you hit the point where the infinite divisibility model fails. Then, each new book has a 50% chance of solving your one remaining problem.

Unfortunately, problems are not a static set, and you are likely to gain new problems along the way. Problems like, “Where do I put all these books?”

jimintomystery

If your problems are truly integer in nature, I feel bad for you son

I got infinitely divisible problems but a book ain’t one.

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Ok, you have 99 problems. you buy 7 copies of the book and read them in succession. Each book reduces your problems by half, so after the last book, you have like 0.7 problems. You also have 7 used copies of a book you don’t actually want anymore. And that’s a problem. So take the 7 books to the closest Thrift store and donate them. Having gotten rid of these useless books has removed 1 problem from your life. You now have -0.3 problems.

Life solved.