Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.
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Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.
accepted
French Bulldog argues bedtime
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
@ghostsgf
HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING
OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP
Sound. On.
Sound is far more imperative than you ever imagined
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful
actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.
Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*
My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.
Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines
My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap
My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.
Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*
therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”
my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now
Actual things my therapist has told me:
“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)
“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”
“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”
I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.
Me: so this is what’s going on with me
My therapist:
musical theatre challenge: [8/9] shows ► she loves me
please make it right, don’t break my heart don’t let it end, dear friend
Now, Orpheus was a poor boy, but he had a gift to give.
Eurydice knew how to survive, Orpheus knew how to live.
currently losing it over this b-roll footage of john mulaney recording for into the spider-verse
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“You won’t ever tell a body what you think…”
Bonus:
i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
Attempt #333
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
FOR MY FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY CARING FOR PLANTS AND ASK WHAT THEY SHOULD BUY, THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!
Lucy Liu in her studio.
everytime there is a post about lucy liu, it showcases her absolutely shredding it in whatever she is doing. be it painting, gymnastics, javelin, anything! all of that and she still doesnt look a day over 25. keep killing it, ms liu
#same energy
Harry Potter Mashups: Brooklyn 99