Stay Blessed

Living and Loving Life If: @thenickwash

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[gifak-net]

[intensional]

when the exam average is 67 and i get 68

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[egberts]

i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

[riverclan-moved-deactivated2019]

me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[asleepyteen]

Cause of death: just being an idiot, a clown, a big ol’ fool

[goodness-gracious-great-balls-of]

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

[chill0naperochingona]

You put this into words way better than I could have

[snartmo-deactivated20180309]

The amount of people willing to base their ideals on pretending they’re the lead character of an action movie is ridiculous.

[rachkin]

l

[essence-of-armbarring]

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

[gifak-net]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

AT MY AUTOPSY:

mortician: *makes the first incision*

me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*

[asleepyteen]

Cause of death: just being an idiot, a clown, a big ol’ fool

[universalfanfic]

me, a writer who does a very poor job at outlining: oh!! that’s right!!! i was going to include a murder!! glad i remembered in time!

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[nchntd]

[bamhbies]

[hotboyproblems]

Me: *stares into the void*

The Void: *stares back*

Me: *winks*

The Void: *blushes*