So, originally this blog was combat focused. Send in two characters or two teams; and have them battle it out.
Ive decided to revive this blog, but also to expand its horizons. Any challenges. Feel free to submit more parties (within reason due to poll limits.) want to see if Britney Spears could win a baking challenge again Michael Scott? Want to see if Pinkie Pie or Thanos could cause more property damage in a set amount of time? Any submission is an option. Be as generic or specific with the challenges as you want.
Edit: also I’ll try to add propaganda if I can, feel free to put propaganda in your submissions or reblog with propaganda!
Who Would Win in a Fight: Walter White or Fluttershy?
requested by anon
points to consider/‘propaganda’ below the poll
Walter White Wins, Kills Fluttershy
Walter White Wins, Spares Fluttershy
Tie (Both Die)
Tie (Both Live)
Fluttershy Wins, Kills Walter White
Fluttershy Wins, Spares Walter White
See Results
Voting ended onJun 13
General
This is a closed arena, meaning no one from either party’s friend group and/or drug cartel can assist (incl discord).
The arena is a sand pit with concrete walls surrounding in, as well as a glass covering to prevent escape through flight. The covering is decently tall.
No weapons are provided.
There are likely bugs flying throughout the arena, maybe even a rat or two.
Walter White
He’s the older of the two, being in his fifties (?), which would give him a tactical disadvantage.
He also has cancer. I do not know if it’s progressed enough to affect his fighting capabilities (I have not seen brba, it’s on my watchlist), but it can’t help.
Again, I can’t speak from having seen the show, but I did do some research and he uses firearms in the show, so it may be reasonable to assume he has one on him, even if no weapons are provided in the arena itself.
He also wears clothes, which serve as an extra (albeit thin) layer of protection.
He has more crime experience.
Fluttershy
She cannot use the magic of friendship.
She is a horse (seems to be tallest of her friend group,) which gives her a size advantage.
Horses are also really strong. I was standing next to a horse once and it moved its foot and accidently stepped on my toe lightly before moving it again, as one does if accidently stepping on something, and that hurt like hell and cause it to bleed underneath the nail. So intentional attacks against a regular human? Advantage.
She can also fly, or potentially rally any bugs within the arena to her side.
Hank J. Wimbleton (Madness Combat) vs Postal Dude (Postal)
submitted by: anon
propaganda under poll/cut (sourced from the madness combat and villains wikis respectively due to lack of expirence with either franchise) read before voting. Or not your choice. Please reblog for reach (if you want :3)
Who Would Win?
Hank wins, kills Postal
Hank wins, spares Postal
Tie, both live
Tie, both die
Postal wins, spares Hank
Postal wins, kills Hank
Other (feel free to explain in tags)
Results
Voting ended onJul 6, 2024
Propaganda
Hank:
Superhuman speed, endurance, strength, durability, AND reflexes. He has the full set.
enhanced senses.
expert in both hand to hand and weapon combat (really stealing everyone else’s thunder)
Mane Six (My Little Pony) vs OliMabel (Only Murders in the Building)
submitted by: myself (I figured I should post something other than the pinned and I don’t have any asks (because I forgot to turn on the ask box 😔) (I fixed it though)
propaganda below the poll/cut. Read before voting. Or not your choice really.
please reblog for reach (if you want)
Who Would Win?
Mane Six wins, kills OliMabel
Mane Six wins, spares OliMabel
Tie, all live
Tie, all die
OliMabel wins, spares Mane Six
OliMabel wins, kills Mane Six
Other (feel free to explain in tags)
Results
Voting ended onJul 4, 2024
Propaganda
Mane Six:
One of them (twilight) is just. Straight up a god by the end of the show.
them being friends can literally summon the powers of fundamental elements of the universe.
pinkie pie has a fucking cannon.
Applejack has strong enough legs to kick apples out of trees.
Rainbow Dash can fly fast enough to create a ‘sonic rain boom’ which like, it looks like an explosion. I feel like she could fly super fast into someone and kill them.
Rarity and Twilight both have horns. They can do magic (although rarity’s seems to be mostly picking stuff up) but also. Like. Stab with them.
horses are usually gentle giants but people have been killed by horses before.
three of them can fly (and dodge attacks via that)
Fluttershy can talk to animals. She could summon all the flies in the arena to surround the enemies.
power of friendship bitch.
oh also pinkie pie can defy gravity (but only if it’s for the bit)
would be unlikely to go for the kill, which could prove fatal if they decide to spare OliMabel and then OliMabel are like “ok *stab*”
OliMabel:
The team consists of a washed up actor with commitment issues, a cringefail director with delusions of grandeur, and a 30 year old artist who has witnessed way too much death.
they have solved four murders.
Charles seems to be decent at withstanding the effects of poison (none of the mane six use poison, but one of twilights spells might theoretically have similar effects.)
They. They are so. Especially Oliver but all of them really. Like for example, when thinking the cops were knocking at Charles’ apartment, Oliver shouted “WHY AM I HOLDING THIS KNIFE” (which was covered in dried blood) and then proceeded to throw it into the ceiling. And later when a cop actually was there Oli and Charles went to talk in the bathroom about how Oliver had forgotten to get rid of the knife even though he was supposed to awhile ago. And the cop heard everything. And they both tried to lie to her about it.
Mabel is good at boxing.
Charles has a doctors note saying he’s too weak to kill.
I could see Oliver going for the kill.
however, Oliver ALSO eats nothing but dips and has had two stress induced heart attacks (I feel as though this situation might be stressful)
sorry this is sorta messy I may make another intro later
Who do you think would win in a battle against two characters? Or a team. Submit characters (either two characters, or any amount split into two teams) and see who would win in a battle to the death. Despite the name (which I may change) ‘spare’ options will be available. Note that all powers a character has may be used in battle. I’ll do some research (look at fan wiki) and list some abilities the character has if relavent for the voters. You can submit OC’s but please tell me what abilities they have (you don’t have to but it helps the voters.) you can also clarify notes such as “x can’t access their powers cause they come from sunlight and it’s night” or “team x has armor but no weapons, team y has weapons but no armor” if you so wish.
the default options are
X wins (kills Y)
X wins (spares Y)
Tie (both alive)
Tie (both dead)
Y wins (spares X)
Y wins (kills X)
Other (please explain in tags)
Results
but you can ask to add another or two or three options (up until the limit which I forgor) when submitted. You could also ask to have certain ones removed, EXCEPT you can not make it so one character is unable to win (ex. No ties ✅ literal battle to the death only one can make it ✅ Y can’t win ❌)
submissions are done via askbox. If you want to be tagged in the post do it off anon, if you don’t want to do anon. You can also add extra notes such as ‘x beat y once’ if you think it would be helpful.
sorry if anything like this has been done before I tried to search for some and the only similar ones I saw were brackets (this isn’t a bracket) so uh. If there is another. Oops my bad.
feel free to submit anyone. Or anything. You can have a single grain of salt as one of the opponents if you want.