“Vibe check!” *kicks the whumpee across the room
Gen Z!Whumper live streams all their torture sessions, and opens up every stream like it’s a YouTube video
“Hey, what is up you guys yes today we’re checking out the rancid vibes on this fuckin’ Boomer over here!” *camera pans to some middle-aged guy who is restrained and gagged, looking both terrified and extremely confused
every whumpee is called a Boomer. And they’re always older than the gen z!whumper
they only listen to these kinds of playlists, sometimes the same one for hours on end.
personal favorites of theirs include this one, this one, and this one!
constantly quoting vines.
“we all die you either kill yourself or get killed” *starts dancing “what you gonna do? what you gonna do?”
“You got this Travis! Make them wait for it-” *makes cut on the whumpee* “Boom.”
“Why are you running?” (the whumpee is still very much restrained) “WHY are you running?!”
*the whumpee flinches as gen z!whumper is trying to do something intricate* “Way to go, Paul” (bonus points for that being whumpee’s name lmao)
“Storytime! This Boomer was so preoccupied with the nails in his foot that he didn’t even see the knife I just put into his shoulder!”
*whumpee screams* “Oh, mood.”
all of this is still livestreamed, and it gets around. other whumpers who would consider themselves more distinguished in this craft see this and are very very confused by this person. who the hell is this and why do they keep saying “wig” and calling themselves a crackhead? what the fuck??
oh, obviously the whumper is gay/bi/pan whichever etc, and talks about it all the time, for sure. nearly forgot oops. that was just always a part of them from the get-go though lmao.
anyways if anyone is interested in adding onto this in any way shape or form please do