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[enfpiss]

Reblog with 5 cheesy love songs that make you feel warm and fuzzy

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T’s

Bubbly - Colby Callait

The Only Exception - Paramore

More Than Words - Extreme

She’s Always a Woman - Billy Joel

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[knowledgeandlove-deactivated201]

Like I remember when my mom declared bankruptcy and we were going to school with a fucking slice of cheese between two pieces of bread and a Baggie of powdered milk to add water to for lunch.

I remember my mother crying at the table with bills spread out and a calculator, looking at the numbers and crying.

I remember having this jug we saved all our change in for YEARS, trying to save up for a nice vacation somewhere, and the day all of our hearts broke when we had to empty it out and roll the change up to use for gas money.

I remember being that poor. And I remember my mother taking us to McDonald’s - often.

I remember being that poor, and I remember my mother treating herself to a cup of Tim Hortons on days she just wanted to have something nice. That was my mothers “treat yourself” days. A fucking cup of god damn coffee.

So seriously? Fuck every single person who scoffs at poor people who eat fast food and grab a cup of coffee on the go.

Fuck each and every single one of you who judge the FUCK out of those people. Who the hell are you to judge?????

[radicalduck]

Meanwhile there are people living in mansions worth millions of dollars and drinking a bottle of champagne worth a working class person’s entire life’s income…

[will-not-b-embarassed-anymore]

I empathize so much with this post. I remember these times, and the hunger or fear of not paying bills isn’t what breaks a person. It’s the judgement, the smurks and looks of disgust. It’s the comments to my mother of how unfit she was to feed us fast food and the shame on her face. YOU FUCKNUTS DO NOT DESERVE TO KISS THE GROUND THESE WOMEN WALKED ON let alone make them feel like they are were not the strongest women we have ever known.

[bellaxiao]

things are getting real

[strippernotes-deactivated201812]

[manichoe]

Always remember that

[nycsb]

THIS QUEEN

[herhighnessthequeen]

Hoe Tips: Self Love/Self Confidence

The key to being a boss hoe is loving yourself, and reminding yourself that you👏are👏the👏shit👏. I know this is easier said than done sometimes, so here are some tips to change your self perspective, and honestly to change your life.

1. I know this is going to sound cliche, but eating healthy and exercising does WONDERS. Taking care of yourself physically is a huge aspect of taking care of yourself mentally, as it balances out hormones, produces endorphins, and makes you generally look and feel better.

2. For body confidence: take selfies. Take several. Try out different filters, angles, and lighting and see what you look best in. If you’re comfortable, even take some nudes or lingerie pics to boost your ego. Snapchat has a feature called My Eyes Only where you can passcode protect any pictures you don’t want people seeing to keep all of your selfies and nudes.

3. Cut off people who treat you like shit. Cut off people who aren’t important to you. Cut off people that contribute nothing to geting you where you want to be. Delete numbers, block social media accounts, whatever you have to do. Be civil if you interact with them, but do not let them suck you in.

4. Learn to say no. Say no to things that make you uncomfortable, or things that hurt you, or things that may put the things you work hard for at risk. You are not obligated to do anything that you don’t want to do. Say no, and don’t apologize, because it is your RIGHT to say no.

5. Take yourself on a date. Go for a walk, see a movie, eat at your favorite restaurant/cafe. I like to make a habit of doing this once at least every couple of weeks, for some alone time.

6. If you’re comfortable, or at least willing to try, masturbate. Invest in a sex toy, or rely on your fingers, and go to town. Physical pleasure can do *wonders* for your mood and your self confidence.

7. Do your hair/makeup/wardrobe the👏way👏you👏want👏. Pick out looks that you KNOW flatter you, and invest in more items and styles like it. Toss/donate clothes or items you don’t like, and make sure that the only things in your vanity/closet are things that you know you slay in.

8. Make playlists that make you feel like a boss ass bitch. Beyonce, Rihanna, 5H, Nicki, and Ciara are some personal faves of mine, but any songs that make you feel sexy or in charge will do. Listen to them in the car, during your workout, just laying around, etc.

9. Every month, reserve a day to treat yourself; do some yoga or workout, take an epsom salt bath instead of a shower, soak your feet (warm water+baking soda in a little bucket=super duper soft feet), paint your nails, do your eyebrows, do a face mask, meditate, read a book, knit, draw, paint, go for a walk, get a massage. Develop a monthly routine to have a day for yourself and do whatever it is that makes you feel best.

10. Invest in a freakum dress; everybody needs one outfit (doesn’t even have to be a dress) that you know DAMN well you look fine in. Mine is a black bodycon dress with ribbed sides and black heels, I look and feel like a bad bitch in it. When you feel down, put on ya freakum dress. Look in the mirror, examine your angles, hype yourself tf up because you fuckin slayyy boo

11. Educate yourself. Pick a topic that you want to learn more about (it can be anything, from an artist to a particular science to a sport) and research it. Do one topic per week, and be amazed with how much you learn and absorb. Treating your brain is too often neglected, and being rich in knowledge is the best kind of rich you can be.

12. Keep a journal. Write out what you feel about yourself, what moves you have made to take care of yourself, and what situations you can work on. This will help you keep track of your self love progress, and you can look back at certain steps for motivation.

13. Give yourself something to look forward to each day. Pack a delicious lunch before you go to bed, make plans with a loved one, reserve an hour for your favorite show, lay out your favorite clothes the night before, plan a nap, whatever motivates you to wake up a little happier the next day.

14. Watch ASMR videos or podcasts (you can find them on YouTube). These are videos that focus solely on sounds (wrappers being crinkled, nails being tapped, whispering, etc.), and stimulating your senses. Some get a tingly feeling from listening to specific sounds, others find it easier to relax/focus. It sounds stupid, but it genuinelt changed my life.

15. If you genuinely feel that you need more than just self-help tutorials on Tumblr, do NOT be afraid to seek professional help. There are plenty of affordable, helpful therapists, hotlines, and counselors to assist you in any emotional conflicts that you may be having. It is nothing to be ashamed of, and it is not something to give up on if the first try at therapy doesn’t work out for you. If you feel you need it, please please please, seek help.

16. Quit drinking/smoking/doing drugs if you do any of them. This one should go without saying.

17. Make a bucket list; list places you want to go, things you want to do, concerts you want to see, and start doing them one by one.

18. When you make minor mistakes (a bad grade, a missed play in a sport, an embarrassing moment, etc), use the two minute rule; take two minutes to be upset, assess the situation, establish what you could’ve done differently, and move on. After two minutes, take the issue as a lesson, instead of as a mistake. Learning that you are human, and furthermore mentally establishing how to be a better one, is a HUGE aspect in self love.

19. Know your worth. You are a human being, capable of endless things. You have your own flaws, and your own talents, and your own assets that are unique and individual to YOU. You can wear whatever, sleep with whoever, date whoever, eat whatever, do whatever, as long as you 1) respect legal values and the values of others, and 2) remember your own value. Do not let anyone demean you, because you are more than someone’s critique of you.

That’s all I can think of for now. Love yourselves, babies. I know from personal experience that it’s hard to go from rock bottom to the throne, but I swear with patience and resilience, it can be done. My messages are open for anyone who needs to talk or has any questions. Stay safe, queens💞

[ssugarandoldspice-blog]

Real hoe tips

Sore vag after sex? TUCKS pads. Can also be used for a sore butt hole after anal. Another total angel on here told me about this but I’ve forgotten who, I’m sorry, no credit to me for this!

Sore inside after sex? Chill a smooth, glass dildo in the fridge then insert it to ease discomfort.

Itchy vag or butt? Lidocaine gel. I get this from my doctor and use it for all sorts of stuff.

Ingrown hairs? Exfoliate the area before and after shaving. Wipe with witch hazel or tea tree oil.

Condoms leaving you raw feeling? Switch to latex free condoms. I swear.

Got a light period and still want to be a hoe? Use a CLEAN makeup sponge in there. I do this all the time on cam. You can buy natural sponges for this too.

Hair always fucked up after sex? I french braid mine to minimise the mess he can make of it. 

[herhighnessthequeen]

💞Back To School Glow Up💞

Alright y'all, with school season comin back, here are some prime hoe tips to get y'all ready to slay.

1. Develop a skincare regimen at least once daily: wash, exfoliate*, mask*, toner, essential oils, moisturize.

*once weekly, to avoid overshocking your skin.

2. Tea tree oil is bomb for acne and acne scars. Apply that shit.

3. Coconut oil and castor oil for brow/lash growth every night.

4. Go through your closet, and toss clothes you don’t wear. Invest in more neutral colors and fits to configure a wider variety of cute ass outfits.

5. Don’t be afraid to thrift shop; places like TJ Maxx and The Goodwill have bomb ass brands for cheap.

6. Get your books/supplies ready a week before. Prepare yourself.

7. Have all of your test dates/assignment due dates in your phone before classes start. Make sure to request off days of work the nights before major assignments and exams if you can help it.

8. Things to keep in a bag in your locker: pads/tampons, an extra pair of panties, a spare change of clothes & shoes(in case of a wardrobe malfunction), hairbrush and hairtie, nail file & clippers, makeup remover wipes, concealer, masacara, gum, water bottle, extra pens, some spare cash, phone charger, and earbuds.

9. Keep a water bottle in ya bag at all times. A hoes gotta be hydrated.

10. Keep up with ya studies (see my School and Studying Tips post for more details on how to boost that GPA)

11. A week before school starts, develop getting sleep schedule for school by going to bed half an hour earlier every night. This’ll make waking up earlier less of a hell, trust me.

12. Have a go-to makeup look for school that takes 30 mins or less as a default, if you beat your face in the morning.

13. Replace coffee with tea for a more healthy caffeine fix before class.

14. Prepare yourself a decent breakfast before you go to bed, so you can easily grab and go in the morning. Breakfast kickstarts your metabolism and decreases cravings throughout the day, and generally boosts your mood and brain power.

15. If you wear a uniform, make sure that shit is comfortable and actually fits you. Make sure nothing hangs off of you, cuts off circulation, itches, irritates, etc.

16. Need a break from studying? Work out. Burn some calories, clear your mind, and stimulate your brain with some exercise. Swear to god this keeps my grades up and my body lookin fly.

17. Invest in a hair mask (any pharmacy or makeup outlet will have them), or make one yourself. They make your hair super soft and shiny for flipping it when you walk past that group of girls who hate you lol

Thats all I can think of for now hoes, get good grades, I believe in all of y'all✨

[herhighnessthequeen]

👅Real Life Hoe Tips👅

1. This SHOULD go without saying, but wash your vag and ass before hooking up. Use a mild unscented soap with water, or an OBGYN approved wash like Summer’s Eve (warning: products like Summer’s Eve do a great job of cleaning your pussy, but because they absorb some of your natural moisture, they may make you less wet during sex. Try washing yourself an hour or two before having sex, and use lube just in case.)

2. Do kegels (squeeze your vaginal muscles) when ya man is fucking you. It makes it tighter for him, and less likely for you to queef.

3. On queefing: it’s literally just air escaping your vagina from being fucked too fast in a certain position. Yes, it makes an embarrassing sound, but any mature man will know that its totally normal and nothing to be grossed out by. To lessen their occurence, do kegels (both during and not during sex) to strenghten vaginal muscles, arch your back more, slow down the sex pace a little, and try positions that it doesnt typically happen in (doggystyle is usually the most queef-likely position).

4. Make👏your👏blowjobs👏wet👏as👏fuck👏. Literally slobber or slowly spit on the dick while going down on him. It makes it feel better for him, and it makes it easier for you to slide it down ya throat.

5. If you can’t deepthroat: do #4 above, and suck on the head while jacking off the shaft. Drives them crazy.

6. Make eye contact while sucking dick every once in a while. I like to look him dead in the eye as I run my tongue up his shaft, from base to tip.

7. When deepthroating, swirl your tongue around the base of his shaft for extra stimualtion as you take him in and out of your mouth.

8. Never ever ever use teeth on his dick or balls unless he specifically tells you to.

9. Be careful with his balls; don’t squeeze or suck too hard. I actually dont even touch the balls unless he asks me to, every guy is different in terms of sensitivity down there.

10. Before hooking up, rub a vanilla-scented lotion on your ass cheeks, inner thighs, tits, and upper pubic mound. This’ll make your most sexual areas smell amazing, and husky smells like vanilla are proven to be more of a turn on (these smells trigger release of endorphins). Note: DO NOT PUT SCENTED LOTION ON YOUR VULVA OR ASSHOLE.

11. Eating pineapples and cranberries make your pussy taste sweeter.

12. If you shave your pussy, make sure to use a fresh blade, shave in a diagonal/horizontal direction against hair growth, and pat your pubic mound with tea tree oil after shaving for a smooth kitty.

13. Shave your asshole too: I prop my leg up against the tub/counter and go at an angle that way. There really is no perfect system to doing this unfortunately.

14. Brush your teeth or chew some gum before sex. Basic hygiene, people.

15. This is gonna sound weird as fuck, but stretch before sex. Make sure your legs are warmed up before going over to hookup, because y'all don’t even know how painful it is the next morning after having your legs being spread farther than should be physically possible.

16. Talking dirty can take your sex game farther than you’d imagine. Use little phrases like “you eat/fuck this pussy so good,” “I love this cock of yours,” “just like that,” “you feel so good inside me,” “i love how big you are,” “you’re gonna make me cum all over this dick/face,” “your cock tastes so good,” etc etc etc.

17. Things to do while fucking in missionary, moan in his ear, gently bite/lick his ear, kiss his neck, bite his collarbone, whisper “fuck” whenever he hits a good spot, run your nails up his arms/back, run your fingers through his hair, etc.

18. Don’t just lay there while he gives it to you; throw your ass back on that dick during doggystyle, rise your hips against him during missionary, meet his thrusts for a deeper fuck.

19. Keep a hairtie with you at all times if you have longer hair. Throwing your hair up makes it get in the way a lot less.

20. Don’t pressure your partner into doing something they aren’t comfortable. If you aren’t sure about whether or not they’re okay with something, literally ASK “Is this okay?” “Does this feel good?” “Do you want to _________?” “Tell me where you want me, baby.” Consent should not be a mood killer.

21. When blowing a dude, moan around his dick once in a while. The vibrations feel good for him, and letting him know you’re also having fun pleasing him can be a huge turn on.

22. Play with your clit while he’s fucking you. Not only does this provide more stimualtion for you, it makes your pussy wetter for him, and gives him a nice view.

23. Pee after sex.

24. Always always always use protection. If he doesn’t wear a condom, and you don’t have your own contraceptives, don’t fuck. You can always just go down on each other and call it a night.

25. If he fucks without protection, buy Plan B as soon as possible. The sooner you take it, the more likely it will work. It’s available in any local pharmacy, usually near the pads, tampons, and condoms. $50 is a small price to pay for avoiding an untimely pregnancy.

26. Pulling out does not mean you can’t get pregnant. Precum can have residual sperm cells left over from previous ejaculations, even hours later. While the chances of getting pregnant from precum are slim to none, use protection just in case.

27. Drawing out foreplay as long as possible can make for fantastic sex. Give him a massage, suck his dick nice and slow, tease him, strip slowly, feel each other through your clothes. Building up that tension can lead to a mind-blowing fuck.

❤That’s all for now hoes, have fun and be safe❤

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[callistomist-deactivated2020091]

I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

-Draw something

-This website translates the time into colours.

-Create your own galaxy.

-Play flowing.

-Make a 3D line travel where ever you like. 

-Listen to music.

-Calm.

-Ocean mood, do nothing for two minutes.

Sleep issues; 

- 8 hour sleep music.

-Rainy mood. 

-Meditation.

-Coping with nightmares.

-How to cope with nightmares, 11 steps.

-Calm

-Foods that can affect your sleeping, both positive and negatively. 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

-Rainy mood.

-10 hours of rain and thunder.

-3 hours of rain and thunder.

-Human heartbeat.

-Rainforest.

-Sound of rain on a tin roof.

-Autumn wind.

-Rain on a tent

-Traffic in the rain.

-Soft traffic. 

-Fan.

-Train.

-Simply noise.

-My noise.

-Rainy cafe.

Anxiety; 

-How to stop worrying. 

-Tips to manage anxiety and stress.

-The 10 best ever anxiety management techniques. 

-Self-help strategies for anxiety. 

-Helping a friend with anxiety. 

-All about worrying.

-8 myths about anxiety. 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

-“I’m always sad”

-Feeling sad.

-Going through trauma.

-“I’m always angry”.

-Anger management. 

-All about anger.

-National helplines and websites.

-Self-help strategies for depression.

-Dealing with depression at work.

-Dealing with depression at school.

Isolation and loneliness; 

-Pets and mental health.

-All about loneliness. 

-“I feel so alone”

-10 more ideas to help with loneliness. 

-How to deal with loneliness.

 Self-harm;

-Alternatives to self-harm and distraction techniques.

-146 things to do besides self-harm.

-More alternatives to self-harm.

-Self-harm alternatives.

-How to take care of self-harm wounds/injuries.

-Getting rid of scars.  

Addiction; 

-How to help a friend with a drug addiction.

-What is addiction?

-All about alcohol and addiction.

-The facts about drug addiction.

 Eating disorders; 

-Helping a friend with an eating disorder.

-Eating disorder treatments. 

-Support services for eating disorders. 

-Self-help tips with eating disorders.

-Eating disorder recovery. 

-Recovering from an eating disorder. 

-100+ reasons to recover. 

-Understanding and managing eating disorders. 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

-3 ways to ease self-loathing. 

-How to turn self-hatred into self-compassion.

-Self-hatred resources.

-10 step plan to deal with self-hate. 

 Suicidal; 

-International suicide hotlines (1)  (2)

-Preventing suicide. 

-Reasons to stay alive.

-Dealing with suicidal thoughts and feelings.

-Coping with suicidal ideation.  

 Schizophrenia;

-All about schizophrenia.  

-Helping a person with schizophrenia.  

-Understanding and dealing with schizophrenia.  

-Delusions and hallucinations.  

OCD;

-Managing your OCD at home. 

-Overcoming OCD.

-How to cope with OCD. 

-Strategies for dealing with the anxious moments. 

Borderline personality disorder; 

-Helping someone with BPD. 

-All about personality disorders.

-Treatment for BPD.

Abuse; 

-Healthy relationships VS abusive relationships. 

-Emotional abuse

-Overcoming sexual abuse. 

-Hotlines services. 

-5 ways to escape an abusive relationship. 

-Domestic violence support. 

-Signs of an abusive relationship. 

-What do to if you’re in an abusive relationship. 

-Surviving abuse. 

-What you can do if you’re sexual harassed. 

-Sexual assault support.

-What to do if you’ve been sexually assaulted or abused. 

 Bullying;

-How to stand up against bullying.

-How to protect yourself when it comes to cyber bullying.

-How to help stop people bullying you. 

 Loss and grief; 

-How to cope with a suicide of a loved one.

-Grieving for a stranger. 

-Common reactions to death. 

-Working through grief.

(Other loss and grief)

-Moving away from friends and family. 

-Coping with a breakup.

 Getting help; 

-Seeking help early. 

-All about psychological treatments. 

-Types of help.

-All about age and confidentiality. 

Things you need to remember; 

- Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.

-Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 

- This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 

-You are not alone. 

-You are enough. 

-You are important. 

-You are worth it. 

-You are strong. 

-You are not a failure, 

-Good people exist. 

-Reaching out shows strength. 

-Breathe. 

-Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 

-Give yourself credit. 

-Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 

-Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 

-Focus on the things you can change. 

-Let go of toxic people. 

-You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 

-Try not to beat yourself up. 

-Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 

-You are not a bother.

-Your existence is more than your appearance. 

-You are smart. 

-You are loved. 

-You are wanted. 

-You are needed. 

-Better days are coming. 

-Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 

-You have more potential than you think. 

- Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

[creatingbliss]

Is there a way to prevent my nails from cracking or breaking easily?

Don’t purposefully chip or peel off nail polish. Use nail hardeners but not too much because your nails still need to be flexible. Dry your nails and moisturize them after being exposed to water or harsh chemicals (ex. dish soaps used in the food industry, it makes my nails brittle and break really fast). Avoid using acetone based nail polish remover too much. Protect your nails when doing the dishes, cleaning etc. Don’t use your nails as tools. 

[ruvyspast-blog]

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

[mahoganyandmemory]

ACTUALLY THERE IS.

It’s called post exposure prophylaxis.

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/prophylaxis/en/

If you’ve had unprotected sex and are afraid of possibly being at risk for HIV, please go to the emergency room and ask about POST EXPOSURE PROPHYLAXIS.

Works for up to 48 - 72 hours after exposure to HIV.

[jellyroll22]

BOOST!

[pinkspritee]

I wouldn’t need this but this is actually really cool and I’d like to share it in case anyone might need it.

[melaniesole-blog]

If you see this on your dash REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!! You could save a life

[itspoplock]

SAVE A LIFE 🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃🔃

[gimmegray]

There’s a FDA approved daily medication called Truvada, or the PrEP treatment, that is 92-99% effective in preventing the contraction of HIV.

http://men.prepfacts.org/the-questions/

Private insurance and Medicaid cover it. You can also get it for free in a lot of high risk cities like Atlanta, NY, and San Fransisco.

[cousinebony-deactivated20170116]

It’s the same cocktail they give to medical professionals who have had contaminated needle sticks/blood splashes from potentially infected blood. Very effective.

[thenoirsextherapist-deactivated]

BOOST  !!!!!

[amurderofkittens]

Please boost. You may think you’ll never need it, but you never know what might happen in your life

[theodoravanyar-deactivated20181]

Signal boost!

[chocolatesugah]

Boost babies!

[captain-purpledino-deactivated2]

Okay so my physical therapist told me that if I wanted to decrease the size of the scars from my ACL surgery/make them less noticeable I could use vitamin E oil and let me tell you, it’s really working. I’ve found that it’s good for any types of scars—I’ve always been self conscious of my stretch marks on my hips and thighs and I’ve put some of the oil there too and so far it has decreased the visibility and I’ve gained some confidence from it. So if you have some scars or stretch marks that you would like to make smaller, I highly recommend vitamin E oil. It’s helped me with my confidence and if I can help anyone out there that needs/wants a confidence boost, it would mean the world.