Maybe I Wanna Do What Bunnies Do

Maggie, She/Her or They/Them, 26, Queer, Smithie '16. Feminism, fat positivity, felines. 18+

[theehorsepusssy]

[cerulean-city-gym]

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[evilscientist3]

[thyrell]

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me

[lizardsister]

moth girl giggling and blushing kicking her feet in the air writing in a pretty pink journal with a cute glittery pen and when you look at the page its just a bunch of drawings of streetlamps

[twistcmyk]

[duckdotcom]

the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[catchymemes]

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[cryptidcola]

Update: Kind of, sort of.

[only-cat-memes]

[funnytwittertweets]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

pathetic divorce guy is like. the highest tier of male character for REAL

[guerrillatech]

[flipocrite]

The modern education system was designed during the Industrial Revolution to force children into a workplace environment (“Shut up, sit down, do your busywork, obey authority without question, no bathroom breaks, you are dismissed by the bell”) and has not been updated since. Rich kids in private school get to sit in circles and discuss literature theory like businessmen exchanging ideas. Middle-class kids sit in arrays of desks like assembly lines or cubicles. Poor kids attend schools with armed security guards and metal detectors, ready for a lifetime of prison labor. What we’re seeing now is that teachers try sending these attitudes home with their students and parents don’t remember the authoritarian aspects being so overt.

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

[bassbabe]

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

[baguettegazette]

Same energy

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

focualt was probably three years old looking out the bars in his crib like 🤔🤔🤔🤨