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When am I ever awake?

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[manstrans]

if someone told me their pronouns were attack/helicopter I would just use them

[manstrans]

if attack's serious then attack's probably the funniest person on earth. if not then attack'll have to tell you attacks actual pronouns. there's no losing

[ramshacklefey]

Pardon me friend, but I do believe you have misconjugated this particular set of pronouns in your penultimate sentence. In most cases, the slash between words indicates a nominative vs oblique case (cf he/him).

Now, giving only two versions of the pronoun does make it difficult to extrapolate the possessive form (cf he/him/his, which gives us nominative/dative and accusative/possessive). However, lacking any other information, let us assume that attack/helicopter declines similarly to the pronoun "she," which has but two forms, plus a possessive adjective formed by adding -s to the oblique form. To whit:

Attack = nominative (cf "she")

Helicopter = oblique cases (cf "her")

Helicopters = possessive adjective (cf "hers")

Thus, your penultimate sentence would properly read "If not, then attack'll have to tell you helicopters actual pronouns."

[queen-mihai]

Attack will appreciate you getting helicopters pronouns right

[femmenietzsche]

Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

[papayajuan2019]

kids on playgrounds go through this cycle everyday

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[namk1]

[rj-abacura]

I am obsessed with this.

So because parkour is such a ridiculously male dominated sport, the "correct technique" for a lot of these movements that you're taught when you become an instructor plays to a male body's strengths: upper body strength, higher center of gravity, etc.

She demolishes this course by moving in ways that make sense for her body. She doesn't muscle her way up to her over a wall, she just throws a leg up over the wall. She doesn't use upper body strength to do the salmon ladder, she uses her hips!!! And it's fucking incredible.

So many girls and young women walk away from parkour because every movement caters to the strengths of men, because doing what makes sense for their bodies is seen as "bad technique" to be trained away.

If pre-transition me had seen this I would have cried tears of joy.

[archibaldtuttle]

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

[archibaldtuttle]

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Big Things Are Coming

[blackteachangeling]

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

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[catchymemes]

Curious Zelda

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[wonderlace19]

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

[broken-seal-deactivated20240220]

[teratomarty]

These live rent-free in my head.

[valtsv]

getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

[valtsv]

and suck twice as much dick i fucking guess. that's what you all want to hear isn't it.

[drkmnel-deactivated20240129]

[quillusquillus]

rat punk coming out of their bin to shame mankind

[valtsv]

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[rosekasa]

ladynoir DEFINITELY have a 'that's my husband/wife' bit going even before they start dating. it starts when they realise how boring their conversations have gotten and ladybug is like 'ugh, look at us, we should be partying on a friday night and instead we're talking about which grocery shop sells the best tomatoes'. they will do the whole 'how was work today honey?' thing whenever they swap shifts for patrol. whenever anyone else from the miracle team tries to make plans with one of them they'll always jokingly tack on 'please extend the invite to your husband/wife'. when rena asks them whether they plan to keep this up even when they start dating other people, they're both so genuinely confused, because they can't imagine really even wanting to date other people if they have each other

[dozydawn]

Deer and jackdaws.

The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.

[theoppositeofadults]

[purposelessnessismypurpose]

Did you know? The reason citation in APA use only initials and not full names is because some women ran an experiment. They submitted some articles they’d written to a journal and the articles were rejected. They changed nothing about the articles except the authors’ names, which they changed to male names, and resubmitted them. The articles were accepted.

[identitty-dickruption]

“THESE fare-dodgers are RUINING the livelihoods of our POOR POOR bus and train drivers” another day another example of news media fuelling class warfare on purpose. literally shut the fuck up!

[identitty-dickruption]

when will they stop acting like poor people are responsible for the incomes of other working class people? my dude. transport is a human right. food is a human right. dodging fares and stealing food aren’t acts of evil, they’re rational actions given. the economy. come on

[identitty-dickruption]

this isn’t an accident btw. it is in the best interests of capitalism and capitalist powers to pit the working class against each other. don’t fall for it. if you see someone jumping the train barrier? no you didn’t. if you see someone shoplifting from the supermarket? no you didn’t. solidarity forever

[identitty-dickruption]

now that this post is getting notes again it is also worth pointing out:

if fare-dodging influences the wages of transportation workers, that is a choice made by the government or whichever company the transport has been outsourced to. it is not “fare dodgers are stealing your wages”, it is “as the government we are choosing to pass our losses onto the workers instead of absorbing them”

if shop-lifting influences the wages of supermarket workers, that is a choice made by the supermarket. it is not “shop-lifters are stealing your wages”, it is “as a multi-billion dollar company we are choosing to pass our losses onto the workers”

other workers. other poor people. anyone other than the government and CEOs and operators of big business… they are not to blame for wage loss or unemployment. doing what you need to do to survive is always morally correct. stop fuelling class warfare

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Thank god

[sioltach]

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

[androscoggintoboggan]

[telomeke]

ID text–

Post by “Mike I Guess” @‌mike_i_guess:

The lack of boomer LGBTQ+ people isn’t because it’s “more popular now.” Many were murdered by their peers, died from government inaction during the AIDS crisis, committed suicide due to lack of social supports, or have had to live in the closet due to their peers’ cruelty.

[rivertalesien]

“The men in white are the surviving members of the Original San Francisco Gay Men’s Choir. Those in black represent the members lost to AIDs. Remember this when people say the gay community survived the epidemic. We had to start over because we lost a whole generation.” (original post)

[prismatic-bell]

There are no longer any surviving original members, and the number of new members who joined only to die of AIDS in turn has led the choir to begin each concert by saying “I sing for two.”

[scientia-rex]

Also, a lot of older queer people have had to go back into the closet to be safe in assisted living. Because we already treat older people like shit, and layering on homophobia could easily kill.