What the Fuck @jagggedstar - Tumblr Blog

why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum

turing-tested

i just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole fucking apple. like i didnt even realize i was eating it until it was all gone. one moment it was in my hand and i guess my brain went: C O N S U M E

turing-tested

this is the scariest fucking reply anyones ever left on any of my posts what the fuck

cymothoa-exigua-deactivated2018

my life isn’t in a very good state right now but at least i can proudly say that i don’t ship gaming youtubers

backstroke-for-gays

a country: *exists*

England:

ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

ginger-ale-official

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

ginger-ale-official

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

shucktsubo

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

dragon-in-a-fez

I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”

dragon-in-a-fez

“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”

swingsetindecember

news report: survey says

me: what was the sample size? the distribution? the demographic??? this is meaningless. you could have asks two people in line at starbucks

succubusboyfriend

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

badaxefamily

I do this all the time on Discord. I’m not expecting a response, I’m just sharing a thing for whenever you happen to see it.

zomblequeen-deactivated20181123

I regularly send my friends memes when I know they’re asleep because I know

they will wake

and then

they will scream

rhythmic-idealist

This post, but also when you’re awake and online and even posting. It’s chill! I’m leaving that there for you whenever, that’s the nice thing about technological advancements like instance messaging, it means I can do that without sending you awkward clunky emails, and they DON’T mean we as human beings need to be available to each other immediately! I’m sending you a letter. Take care of it whenever!

banishedquasiroyal-deact

honestly tho these 13/14/15 yr olds on here who animate their own shit and practice color theory and constantly churn out art really fill my dead aching heart with hope for the future. y’all are super fucking talented and i’m so proud of you motherfuckers. keep up the good work.