R0DƐ0 J0HN.

rodeo john! tough, manly cowboy! owns many horse! rodeo john! no PRONOUNS

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john!

rodeo john is a western man who loves horses and rodeo john ranch

no pronouns! rodeo john ONLY

AMERICA

horse

trucks

rodeo!

follow for rodeo john and to join rodeo john ranch

COWBOYISM best religion!

[rodeo-john]

custom cowboy disability pride month flag for all disabled cowboys!

made by rodeo john!

[rodeo-john]

disabled cowboys are valid cowboys by the way

so what if you can't ride a horse? cowboy-ify your mobility aids/ accomodations and get cowboy-ing!

cowboyism welcomes all! rodeo john says happy disability pride month!

[r-country-farms]

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john drinks straight Tap Water! most tough and manly Cowboy Water (aside from fresh America River water)

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[rodeo-john]

yeeeehaw!!!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[scrungles-wav]

@rodeo-john <3

[rodeo-john]

slyorp! Horse is in America Water!

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john are you aware of a man by the name of arthur morgan?

nah? should rodeo john be aware?

[wintertheglaceon]

hes like the best cowboy

[rodeo-john]

NO! Rodeo John is the BEST cowboy!

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john are you aware of a man by the name of arthur morgan?

nah? should rodeo john be aware?

[rodeo-john]

HAPPY AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL RODEO JOHN'S TRUSTY RANCH HANDS!

YEEEEHAW!

[rodeo-john]

less than a day until the 4th of July! almost day of America.

Cowboy

AMERICA

Yeehaw

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john has an idea to resolve the situaton surrounding needing a job

rodeo john can get a job helping out on rodeo roger ranch!!

many benefits: spend time with rodeo john's trusty cowboy partner, spend time with horses, live in cowboy lifestyle, good pay cheque

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[rodeo-john]

HORSE!

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john wife is getting more annoyed that rodeo john still does not have a job

[rodeo-john]

rodeo john needs to find a suitable location for the religous place of worship for cowboyism

it must be on rodeo john ranch, as ranch is most sacred cowboy space

possibly the old barn?

[rodeo-john]

this is not rodeo john's first rodeo

[wintertheglaceon]

did you gain the title of rodeo john after your first rodeo or was it like given at birth or something

[rodeo-john]

Rodeo John is rodeo john's chosen name as a Cowboy

[rodeo-john]