𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓜𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻

Siouxsie Sioux didn't raise no bitch. Mariza R. Lindberg / Eltingville OC / RP Account / MDNI

[whycantievendream]

Mariza Lindberg / 27 / Italian-American / Goth Preschool Teacher / Rude Ass Bitch 𝓓𝓮𝓻 𝓑𝓪𝓾𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓱𝓽 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓷 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓭𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓲𝓷 𝓢𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓽𝔃

Hello all, my name is Marzia. I'm 27, I teach preschool in my hometown of Eltingville, and I'm a fucking goth (if you couldn't already fucking tell).

I'm not some fucking poser, so don't even try to come at me with all of "you're not a real goth cause blah, blah, blah" bullshit.

Some time ago, I was associated with a certain club which shall not be named.

I hear some of them are even lurking on this website...

With any luck those are all just rumors....

Right?

Hello! My name is Aura and I am the admin of this account.

Ground Rules

You can ask Marzia anything you want. Just don't be super weird. I am a-ok with you being freaky towards her, just nothing overtly weird.

Remember that there is a real person behind this account. A real person who put time and effort into this OC. I am all for constructive criticism, but please don't be a douchebag.

This account is roleplay and OC friendly! Please interact with Marzia if you are an OC, she needs more friends!

I hope you all enjoy interacting with Marzia! If you are genuinely curious about her and the lore I have created around her, please DM me and I will be more than happy to share what her information with you!

[pisces-core]

[fish-blood-on-my-shoes]

I made a handsome kuwabara edit

[whycantievendream]

Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy?

uh, I don't have any kids--

[whycantievendream]

I've come to make an announcement:

Bill Dickey's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his fuckin' dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife,

and he said his dick was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting."

So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:

Bill Dickey, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion) That's right, baby.

Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My supеr lazer piss!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the еarth.

I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moooon! (*explosion*) How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplllllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

*Laughter*

whoops, my finger slipped 🤭

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth hands her a blanket and a pillow

[whycantievendream]

*she takes it and puts the pillow under her head and covers up with the blanket*

ugh, my heead kinda huuurts...

[persistentbansheewind]

I'll get you some water and an Advil.

[whycantievendream]

*she looks up at her*

t...thanks *hic*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth gets her the water and medication and without thinking because she's so used to being a mom, she kisses her forehead

[whycantievendream]

*she freezes, going stiff for a moment before she scoots back under her covers.*

"thanks again...you don't have to take care of me like this..."

[persistentbansheewind]

It's no problem, get some rest.

[whycantievendream]

I will...thanks, Beth...you're so...sweet...

*she yawns and closes her eyes*

[persistentbansheewind]

She smiled at her and walked off to her room

[whycantievendream]

*she falls asleep and sleeps for a while, peaceful but still drunk*

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth hands her a blanket and a pillow

[whycantievendream]

*she takes it and puts the pillow under her head and covers up with the blanket*

ugh, my heead kinda huuurts...

[persistentbansheewind]

I'll get you some water and an Advil.

[whycantievendream]

*she looks up at her*

t...thanks *hic*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth gets her the water and medication and without thinking because she's so used to being a mom, she kisses her forehead

[whycantievendream]

*she freezes, going stiff for a moment before she scoots back under her covers.*

"thanks again...you don't have to take care of me like this..."

[persistentbansheewind]

It's no problem, get some rest.

[whycantievendream]

I will...thanks, Beth...you're so...sweet...

*she yawns and closes her eyes*

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth hands her a blanket and a pillow

[whycantievendream]

*she takes it and puts the pillow under her head and covers up with the blanket*

ugh, my heead kinda huuurts...

[persistentbansheewind]

I'll get you some water and an Advil.

[whycantievendream]

*she looks up at her*

t...thanks *hic*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth gets her the water and medication and without thinking because she's so used to being a mom, she kisses her forehead

[whycantievendream]

*she freezes, going stiff for a moment before she scoots back under her covers.*

"thanks again...you don't have to take care of me like this..."

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth hands her a blanket and a pillow

[whycantievendream]

*she takes it and puts the pillow under her head and covers up with the blanket*

ugh, my heead kinda huuurts...

[persistentbansheewind]

I'll get you some water and an Advil.

[whycantievendream]

*she looks up at her*

t...thanks *hic*

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[persistentbansheewind]

Beth hands her a blanket and a pillow

[whycantievendream]

*she takes it and puts the pillow under her head and covers up with the blanket*

ugh, my heead kinda huuurts...

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[persistentbansheewind]

C'mon, you can even stay the night on my couch.

[whycantievendream]

Sooounds....gooooood.... *she collapses on the couch like dead weight*

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[persistentbansheewind]

I didn't take your beers but you can come over for some wine...

[whycantievendream]

*she stumbles and turns, looking at Beth*

*hic* wine could be good...

[whycantievendream]

*stumbles in*

someone has been in my room and taken my beers away from my room...

which one of you did it?!

I'll find you...

[whycantievendream]

update on the package situation.

I tracked the address, and it ended up being delivered to the address across the freakin street--

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't wanna go talk to my neighbor--

[whycantievendream]

did they hire a new mailman or something?

bc I swear to god my package should've been here by now...

did anyone get a package in the mail today?

if you did, please don't open it--

[linkkov]

I got one and it wasn't my address so I'm guessing it's yours Mrs. Lindberg, what's in it though?

[whycantievendream]

*she peaks at the package*

no...that's not the one I'm looking for but I'm glad you found it anyways. *she heaves a sigh of relief*

this one's just classroom supplies.

[linkkov]

Oh ok, no problem Mrs. Lindberg, I hope you find your package.

[whycantievendream]

thank you, I hope I do too!

[whycantievendream]

did they hire a new mailman or something?

bc I swear to god my package should've been here by now...

did anyone get a package in the mail today?

if you did, please don't open it--

[linkkov]

I got one and it wasn't my address so I'm guessing it's yours Mrs. Lindberg, what's in it though?

[whycantievendream]

*she peaks at the package*

no...that's not the one I'm looking for but I'm glad you found it anyways. *she heaves a sigh of relief*

this one's just classroom supplies.

[whycantievendream]

What's in the package, Marzia?

none of your business, anon.

but seriously--

i need to find that shit--