No!!! My Ovaries Protested.

mostly rebloging/liking whatever's funny or interesting on my dash

[killowave]

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[paprika]

[buzzfeed]

don’t forget to drink some water, y’all.

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[pleasegivememyaccountback-deact]

reblogging for that gif

[c-bassmeow]

[365daysinalife]

[teenagerposts]

their website is wearethorn.org

[whitepeopletwitter]

This is an actual tweet.

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[gghero]

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

[localstarboy]

Ok but I wanna play 😭☹️

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Me too 😭

[fineapplemango]

This needs to be on ESPN

[kingjaffejoffer]

Why this shit look fun as fuck?

[countryboy]

This looks awesome oh shit!!!!

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

I was on the EDGE of my seat

[starlightandtears]

Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!

Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*

Me:

[sexynakedblackguy]

Your significant other should have a sense of security being with you, knowing that you won’t betray them or mislead them and have their back 24/7. A lot of y'all don’t understand that concept of trust and love.

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea