Why I don't fat-bike

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This picture pretty much speaks for itself... "Wheelchair Jimmy!" = anti-trend

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Because this fat-bike is more awesome then any fat-bike I'll ever own or can afford.

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Then my carbon-footprint approached a whole new level! 

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Because I later replaced this set-up with a one those 'industrial advances', and I haven't been able to offset my carbon foot-print since to purchase another. 

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The local 'biker gang' was intimidated by my ape-hangers and massive rubbers and promised repercussions, I'm staying under the radar for awhile.

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My buddy showed up on a recumbent version... I wasn't sure what to think.

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Because I thought it was all about doing it on your own?

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I'm holding back the 'hoots/hollars/whistles/etc.' so that I don't end up on Santa's naughty list.

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Postage rates raised, again, and I was forced to sell it to guy amazed by the wheels so I didn't risk losing a limb from the fee's occurred.

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I fell on a top-tube pad, and was jabbed medieval style - resting for a few weeks

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Even the po-po started to get on board. 

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I rode into a puddle and never returned.

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They caught me sliding into home.

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The green movement sarted to come in.

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I have arachnophobia.

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The dreaded 650b debate finally started to come up.

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Someone created a 'two-girls' gif and I haven't been able to leave the house.