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[ladyshinga]

pay up emerald boy

[saalvaje]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[maimonidesnutz]

While you were eating dates in Babylonia, I studied the bl…Torah

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Maybe if you stopped getting dates in Babylonia all the time, you'd be able to afford a house.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[im-da-bronx]

It's April 19th! A person in Pompeii is making bread!! Let's help them!!

Flour

Water

Yeast/Sourdough Starter

Egg

Salt

Sugar

Butter/Oil/Fat

Nuts/Fruit/Toppings/Seasonings/Spices (add in the tags your choice!)

Voting ended onApr 27, 2023

[ancient-rome-au]

At the current ratios, I’m pretty sure we’re making some kind of pastry. More flour!!!

[whyisexistence]

we need more water

[strange-aeons]

inspiration

that's a human woman

[borderlands-disorder]

it's her... the French girl named cigarette

[enki2]

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[colossussteppes]

thought this was how they made chicken mcnuggets

[rogha]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[bae-guevara]

Is someone over on Reddit trying to make this happen as we speak?

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[997]

[intensional]

[languageoclock]

this is the most aussie thing i’ve ever read

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[mereoleonawifecity]

I am dying

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped