sam

sam - he/him - no minors pls

[retroscifiart]

Art by David B Mattingly for Idle Pleasures by George Alec Effinger (1982)

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[bruzum]

[weirdness-is-good]

[thomas--bombadil]

A muskrat, really enjoying its mucky meal.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[crawfishcomic]

Equation

[crimewave420]

about to go in for the green surgery

[cheaphalloweencostume]

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

[osephdotnet]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

this is what it feels like

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[floodnetworks]

[weirdness-is-good]

Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh fuuck.