Itās Renkon Rants About Comics time!Ā
Today weāll be talking about a vignette from the Masters of the UniverseĀ āOrigins of Eternalā vol. 2. I actually have at least one complaint about every vignette in this volume, but thereās one in particular that irritates me enough that it deserves its own post.Ā
Evil-LynāsĀ āOriginā Story
First of all. Itās not an origin story at all. Lyn is already Evil-Lyn. Not only is she already Evil-Lyn, but Evil-Lyn is already well known enough that a person can take one look at her and be like,Ā āOh, shit! Thatās Evil-Lyn who works with Skeletor!ā
So whereās theĀ āoriginā part of thisĀ āorigin storyā? Where is it? Huh? Huh, Kyle Higgins, Writer? Where is theĀ āoriginā part of this origin story youāve written?
But, ya know, thatās not even my biggest complaint.Ā
The story isnāt even about Evil-Lyn!
In a comic thatās supposed to be all about origin stories, I expected the story entitledĀ āEvil-Lynā to be about Evil-Lyn. I wanted to read about Evil-Lyn!Ā
Instead, the story focusses on and is told through the eyes of this guy:
Nolar Blak, a washed up and utterly unremarkable former member of the Eternos guard.Ā
The comic begins with him monologuing in a bar about how people move to the big city to get a big name and be somebody, or for power, or whatever.Ā
We donāt even meet Evil-Lyn until the bottom of the second page. And considering that the whole story is only 10 pages, that means that 15% of this vignette goes without itās title character.Ā
Even after we meet Evil-Lyn, the story still does not switch focus to her. Itās still all about this bland and generic male protagonist. Weāre subjected to more monologuing about how they go about their lives only meeting up to casually sleep together every now and again. (Which, honestly, good for her! Iām glad Lynās getting some from somewhere because there is some debate in the fandom over whether or not Skeletor is putting out for her. So, go you, Evil-Lyn. Get it gurl!)
Anyway, he asks her to run away with him and she says she canāt unless he steals this powerful magical item for her. So he does, and after he gives it to her Evil-Lyn kills him and goes back to Skeletor.Ā
I honestly⦠Iām so confused by this vignette. Like, are we supposed to feel bad for this guy? Are we supposed to empathize with him? All we see him do for 10 pages is drink, fight, have sex, and die. Heās just so un-compelling. I was relived when Lyn got rid of him and went back to Skeletor. Serves him right for trying to be the main character in a story that was supposed to be about Evil-Lyn.Ā
itās not anĀ āoriginā story at all
itās not even about Evil-Lyn
They made her a side character in her own story!Ā
I wanted to read about my Bad Bitch. Instead I got this sad-sack.Ā