Im so tired

Sable Transfemme I’m 28 welcome to the shit show that is my blog my pronouns be She/they/it/xe/whatever as long as it’s not “he”

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[whynotsableye]

Wan shrimp tong he who knows ten krillion things

[lightandfellowship]

[whynotsableye]

What are people on about? Literally just saw someone say that naruto couldn’t keep up with the speed of gear 5 luffy.

Fam naruto is massively faster than light. He’s been lightspeed or higher since the bridge arc at the beginning of the fucking series.

Luffy just now became FTL. If we are generous Luffy is the SAME speed as naruto. If we are GENEROUS and also forgetting baryon mode. Like I don’t like to factor in baryon mode because a lot of people have misconceptions about how it even works but baryon mode naruto was so fast that sasukes rinnegan could hardly see him.

[sarah-dipitous]

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

[prokopetz]

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

[prokopetz]

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

[uinferno]

[whynotsableye]

Deadpool Vs Roger Rabbit is a draw (deadpool would be unable to die and unable to kill Rodger do to roger surviving the increasingly violent ways of killing him through increasingly ridiculous happenstance)

The Jeep wins. 5000iq is too smart. It will find a way.

Again because of comedy rules and the nature of Darth maul being a Sisyphus metaphor- the gang from it’s always sunny beats darth maul

The penguins win I won’t even explain this one

I don’t have enough information for this Batman thing

Gordon Ramsey can teach plankton how to cook but this will not satiate planktons greed and curious which will lead to the recolapsing of the chum bucked

Kevin Mccalaster does more damage to Anakin than Obi wan would and he escapes with some other younglings but many decided to stay as they did not believe anakin would do anything to harm them. We can call this one a draw

[shamebats]

[rosaq]

[file-saver]

sharing seasons & episodes of "she-ra and the princesses of power" for download on google drive so that you don't have to give money to netflix (which you should stop doing anyway, really): s1 / s2 / s3 / s4 / s5 / intros

credit to instagram user catrasluvbot via these posts: x / x / x / x / x / x

as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.

EDIT SEPTEMBER (READ): please be warned that the first episode of season one is ~6GB compared to just a few hundred MB, probably related to the frame width being 3840x2160 instead of 1920x1080 like the rest. this may be a concern for some individuals due to storage space. i can confirm it is not malware as i have had it saved since the start of the year without affecting anything. if you need or prefer to find a smaller file size, i recommend skipping that one in the gdrive when going through it and torrenting just the single. ↓

EDIT OCTOBER (UPDATE): @grahminradarin has changed the file size of ep1 down to 800MB! here is the mega link for download. i can’t tell what the frame dimensions are but the quality appears to be the same.

EDIT DECEMBER (UPDATE): i already posted it on my she-ra fandom blog, but a couple months ago back when this one was unavailable, i found a google drive link i found that is a full collection of OST soundtracks (.mp3) from all five seasons of the show! it was ripped & reuploaded by waterwitch, who also made a playlist on youtube (.mp4) that you could download instead!

EDIT DECEMBER (2025): read this if you're having trouble downloading due to an exceeded quota message!

EDIT FEBRUARY (2026): @centaurself has given me a proton drive link to all the promos & shorts (it's free to use)! additionally, here is another g-drive for .pdf files of all the books from an archival discord server!

editing to add although it's a bit late now: @catras-breakup-song is my SPOP fandom sideblog!

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[dusk-of-coomacile]

.....b...boobies

[dusk-of-coomacile]

c'est juste des lumières calmes toi

[mugwomps]

Pasties

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[le-tas-d-art]

“Attempting To Read News In 2025” (medium: safari with ads, screencap, 2025)

[biglawbear]

If this shit happened in 2005 it meant your computer had a virus

[calstone-light-o]

why is it always them

[ceruleansageredux]

at least it didn't involve classified documents this time?

[sedlex]

Impeccable music choice here:

[emeraldhyacinth]

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

[godlessondheimite]

this is my favorite exchange in all of twitter