Snoozy Anon

Just a place to reblog the things I like. You won't see anything original here.

[kifster]

[shortwave-audio]

[xdaggerheartx]

guys

guys

guys

[fandom-freak-presents]

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[wizardshark]

mastercard is crytyping in my DMs right now. Are you fucking proud of yourself?

[dogjpeg]

moe anime girls are brachycephalic that’s why they make those shallow snuffly snorty breathing sounds when they get excited or do any kind of physical activity

[dogjpeg]

I’m watching Clannad and the moe brachycephalic hypothesis could also explain why the girls have such dazed movements, slow soft voices, and glazed over eyes. They just aren’t getting enough oxygen to their brain.

[tangarang]

selective breeding has rendered moes biological abominations

[15megapixels-mlb]

omfg a lizard is in our freezer and i dont know how it got there

[15megapixels-mlb]

i'll try to find a way to remove and thaw it and free it

[inactive244224522-deactivated20]

That's so rude! You can't just move him that's his home!

[15megapixels-mlb]

ITS FROZEN

[15megapixels-mlb]

@mango-pickle : im a pessimist too and yes it moved its leg earlier to its the garage thawing 👀

@hermionemonica its the WHAT

i named him Allan

[apopcornkernel]

THE AVATAR

HE LIVES

[inactive244224522-deactivated20]

A hundred years passed and JV discovered the new Avatar, a lizard named Allan.

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

[finelythreadedsky]

there really is an incredible intimacy in killing in greek tragedy. it’s so often the people who are closest to each other, the people who love each other most, who kill each other. of course agamemnon kills his daughter, his oldest child, and is killed by his wife and then his son kills his mother as she faces him and bares the breast that suckled him. megara and her children die at the hands of her husband heracles who then in turn is killed by his wife deianira. agave and medea kill their sons with their own hands. theseus condemns his son to die and creon his niece. and so many die at the most familiar hands of all, their own, antigone and haemon and eurydice and deianira and jocasta and phaedra and ajax.

[finelythreadedsky]

tecmessa referring to ajax bleeding ἀπ᾽ οἰκείας σφαγῆς, “from intimate slaughter”, using an adjective that literally denotes something belonging to one’s own household– an οἰκεῖος is a family member and οἰκεῖα are domestic affairs. death is supposed to come from far away, from outside the house, but instead it is coming from within.

[secondlina]

Three Vibes.

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup

[hubwalker1]

What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding

[gummmy]

[sasstricbypass]

[cute-overload]

[materassassino]

my soft and comfortable mama

[magz]

ID: a baby tiger laying on an adult tiger’s arm. The baby tiger looks content. End ID.

[kabewski]

Redbull gives you wings

[heroineimages]

Cute!

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[heroineimages]

Yeah, for a while there was like a 3-in-7 chance that any random monk you saw walking around was four or five foxes in a set of monastic robes.

[godnonon]

A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

[thebibliosphere]

@mothman-etd !!!!

[mothman-etd]

Amazing