[chocolatina]

holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman

[seinfeldworld]

[cat-n-tonic]

can you OD on vitamin D

[jimkirksfatass]

that’s how icarus died

[striders]

today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”

[ruinedchildhood]

[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

me in hell waiting for all my friends to die

[cantfightfatetoo]

But miss Charlotte, you said "later" two hours ago.

[justjames]

tired all day wide awake at night

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror. 

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[marniethedog]

[baracknobama]

Mom: Why are you on your phone so much

Me: Well I pay so damn much for it I might as well get my money’s worth

[niknak79]

[mysharona1987]