whyyesiamlucifer

hi I like chicken nugz and other stuff

[radioh]

[lucky1nce]

if you weren’t on tumblr in 2012-2015 you’ll never understand the true and primal fear of scrolling through an interesting post and then suddenly seeing

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

Your Honor, the witness is a little bitch and a coward.

I rest my case.

[apersnicketylemon]

“Capitalism made your-”

No. LABOUR made it. LABOUR made my phone, my laptop, the internet, this website, my clothing, my house, all social media, and everything else. LABOUR makes things, Capitalism doesn’t because economic systems don’t ‘make’ anything, they just determine who gets paid for making things.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

Fuck it, making a full 3 in a row reblog.

[bramblepatch]

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

[shakespork]

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

[grassepi]

full offense but no straight person has ever really understood Take Me To Church

[theweirdwideweb]

[quadraxic-expression-deactivate]

“A dead parrot from the hot weather.. :(” “Ah, no. It’s a corn.”

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

[taylor-ruth]

Gordon Ramsey x reader HURT/COMFORT - no mean comments! gordon tells you your fridge is a disgrace then holds you

[beemojis]

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

[beemojis]

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.

[hiddenlacuna]

Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.

Cat claims fake mews.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.

[creganstark]

[creganstark]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wewillcomebackhome]

My reaction to different lines in Endgame

Tony: “I lost the kid”

Steve: “Tony, we lost”

Clint: “Tell my family I love them”

Natasha: “You tell them yourself”

Tony: “I am Iron Man”

+ me walking out of the cinema:

[blogbloghales]

Peter: Karen, activate sicko mode

Karen: Instant kill activated

[smol-bean-buchanan]

anyone: *breathes in peter’s direction*

mcu women with all their weapons out:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE TODAY?!

[scarletchaosqueen-deactivated20]

Thanos literally had to call for backup and sacrifice his troops because Wanda beat his ass so hard.