Really, honestly, what made you click here?

The Earth is oblate spheroid. So, yeah, it's okay to be pointless if your world is.

[wi-fiwallflower]

*Nicki and Cardi have a fight* AZEALIA BANKS: “WOOP! TIME TO INSERT MYSELF IN THE SITUATION AGAIN AND ATTEMPT TO BE RELEVANT BECAUSE YOU GOTTA IN A WORLD WHERE YOU HAVE A FEUD WITH 98.5% OF THE PEOPLE.”

[wi-fiwallflower]

Me: News is slow today

*BURT REYNOLDS DIES*

*MAC MILLER OVERDOSES*

*CARDI B HITS NICKI MINAJ WITH A SHOE*

WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS.

[notcoolenoughforawittyname]

Ed Sheeran lockscreens

[wi-fiwallflower]

Sweetener.

Dunno why all except NTLTC are marked as Explicit in the iTunes version of Sweetener when literally the only explicit songs are TLIC, Breathin and Better Off.

[diagon-alli]

[wi-fiwallflower]

I’m the idiot for not knowing what Genova is.

I was looking at Twitter and I saw Genova was trending.

I literally thought it was Geneva at first, so I thought “Oh no, did something happen there?”

And then I realized it was an “O,” so I thought, “ARE THEY FINALLY MAKING A THIRD PRINCESS DIARIES MOVIE?”

It turns out it’s a city in Italy.

But anyway, I still feel stupid. 

[allamericansbitch]

You should consume knowledge voraciously, but also scientists are fucking dorks…  

[newromantis]

[wi-fiwallflower]

OKAY BUT WHY ISN’T THE END CREDITS SONG FROM “UNFRIENDED: THE DARK WEB” ON ITUNES, THOUGH. IT’S MY JAM. BEEN HEADBANGING TO IT SINCE LAST NIGHT.

Annabelle vs. the Villains - “Complete”

Like, I CAN’T EVEN FIND THE LYRICS TO THE SONG.

P.S. Andrew Less is fucking hot. I need me an intelligent British man. 

[thestanconfessions]

[wi-fiwallflower]

I said this once and I’ll say it again: people love to continue hating on Ed Sheeran, mainly because they know that the guy never retaliates to the hate.

I agree. I can’t recall Ed having made an inappropriate song. “Shape of You” wasn’t even explicit. It never mentions about tits or pussy or ass. It mentions the body without sexualizing/oversexualizing it.

I love Kesha and Katy Perry, though. 

[wi-fiwallflower]

Random YouTube comment that made me laugh regarding the "Crazy Rich Asians" movie

YouTube comment 1: Well, this Black female can’t wait to see this movie! I want to see some gorgeous Asian men and beautiful Asian women. I want to learn about a different world. I am thrilled to see Asians in leading roles on a movie screen. It’s about damned time!

YouTube comment 2 (in reply to comment 1): YAAASSS GIRL!! WAKANDA FOREVER!!

[swiftiekyle]

reputation stadium tour | foxborough (night 3)

[weloveshortvideos]

How you gettin chase down by a giraffe

[hedgehog1029]

Because giraffes are fast

[clownchronicles]

She looks so glorious with those long ass legs chasing down those colonizers. Ugh her mind.

[staytrillswag]

What the hell did you do to make a giraffe angry at you?

[wi-fiwallflower]

Is it wrong that I played this at least ten times straight and laughed all the way throughout because dafuq a giraffe is an unlikely animal to do the chasing and when it does, it only looks like it’s going for a more graceful version of Luna Lovegood skipping down Hogwarts corridors, and yet they’ve seemingly angered it and oh how I love the thrill of the chase.

It’s like an Animal Planet version of The Fast and The Furious. Except The Fast IS The Furious.

[wi-fiwallflower]

“INCREDIBLES 2″ IS LESS THAN A MILLION AWAY FROM $1 BILLION

I mean it was obvious it was going to hit that mark, and the US domestic earnings are bigger than the international earnings, but YEAH BABY! PIXAR FUCKING DESERVES IT. BRAD BIRD FUCKING DESERVES IT. 

Another billion for Disney and for Samuel L. Jackson’s track record.

Dang, Disney already has around $4.6 billion from this year and this movie isn’t done making rounds in other countries yet.

[wi-fiwallflower]

Look at all these ignorant bastards at the comment section. “You had a fourteen-year vacation!” FUCKERS, HE BARELY HAD A VACATION BETWEEN THE FIRST MOVIE AND RATATOUILLE! THEY PULLED HIM TO DO RATATOUILLE FRESH FROM THE INCREDIBLES DVD TOUR! And I’m pretty sure he had not enough vacation between Mission: Impossible 4 and Tomorrowland! 

As much as I want a third movie (and I hope it takes six years at most but who am I kidding), I’d still rather wait for him to give a more-than competent product like this second one. Great animated movies aren’t churned out that easily. This isn’t DreamWorks Animation or Blue Sky or Illumination we’re talking about.

[swiftstyles1989]

Taylor’s reaction when something goes wrong is to just laugh about it, I’ve never related to anything more in my life

[sophisticatedswifts]

PSA: Taylor Swift’s 30th birthday is on a Friday the 13th.

I just thought that was important news that I should share.