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“what kind of bathroom even is the saw bathroom” well it is gender neutral because there are urinals for women, bathtub for men, chains and tools of violence for anyone who identifies outside of that, etc
there would also be like a pad and tampon dispenser but he didnt want people using tampons to stop up any bullet wounds
saw heritage post
can you put that thing on a leash?
theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared
OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine
the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
Any relationship advice?
Yeah, my old-ass grandma always tells me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.
it means your grandma made a bomb-ass soup that brought all the boys to the yard
talkin 'bout my best friend sophia
whatever
you got her real good in this one though I should've given bonus points
i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.
“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical
the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.
I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal
it's—you're lying to me. youhavealotofpeople LYING. tometomyface. That's—You're trying to mentally cause me harm,
like a chicken with its head cut off
Being obsessed with a band/show with such little content means you gotta make your own
finally actually setting up passkeys and they are both genuinely so much better than passwords when you do it the nerd-ass way and yet so insanely annoying and convoluted if you accept the default behavior that Microsoft/Apple/Google want you to use. Truly going to hold massive improvements to personal security back by a decade. We need to start issuing people with password managers
its crazy how much they've botched the UX of what should be a huge usability win lmfao. also it took some convincing to get my parents on Bitwarden but now they get how useful it is. if elected i will mandate password managers for all
everyone go watch 3D mainichi modern and then sub to their patreon so they can make more of it
by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....
we dont chaos kill that many people.
Well If You Say It's Not That Many
me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea
the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.
me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day
the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment
me: oh so you get it
laying an egg hard and loud
will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.
most people when they misspeak: uhh buhh lowing the mawn?? 🤪
me when i misspeak: officer, not only have i been drinking but i have a bomb in the trunk. take even one step back and i will shoot you with a gun
