Sneaky Bats

Mainly Batman and Robin Blog Some other DC stuff & ships Sometimes read & write!! No odd things here <3

[wickedbats]

Jason: When I was a kid, I was so pissed at Bruce that I slept in the street because I didn’t want to be home with him.

Tim: So it was a piece of cake for you then?

Jason: Big fuck you.

[wickedbats]

[everyone got turned into mythical creatures for the night] Jason: Werewolf? That's badass. Tim: Why am I a nymph? A tree one? Jason: You know what, it suits you. Dick: I'm a dragon! Look at my wings! Tim: Why does he get to be a dragon? Jason: See, this is why you're a nymph! Be happy you're not a fairy. Or whatever Damian is, he doesn't have any odd features like us. Damian, showing his fangs: I'm a vampire. I expected nothing less. Jason: No fucking way?! Why do you get to be a vampire? Tim: Yup. Werewolf does suit you, Jason. Growling and being upset that you're not a blood sucking vampire.

[wickedbats]

Tim: Why are we sneaking into Damian's room? He'll be very upset. Jason: Don't tell me you're scared of a 12 year kid, Timmy? Dick: It's not sneaking if we're trying to figure out what to get him for his birthday. Tim: I'm serious. He was pissed the first time I entered in here. Jason: What did he do? Hit you with a pillow? Tim: He threw me out the window! Dick: Is that why the window looks different? I thought someone broke in. Tim: Nope. It's when he threw me out with a single kick. I'm not going through that again.

[batbabydamian]

happy booping! 🐾

[pepart]

Something something little brother imitating big brother

[wickedbats]

Tim: We all have a skeletons in our closets.

Damian: You do?

Jason: Some more than others.

Damian: I don’t… anymore.

Dick: It’s perfectly normal.

Damian: You said it’s illegal to do such a thing.

Tim, Jason and Dick processing what he said: Wait, no!

Dick: We’re not being serious!

Jason: It’s an idiom, kid!

Tim: It means having past secrets that are either bad or embarrassing.

Damian: Oh. Then I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. You all know my past now.

Jason: I gotta get you an idiom booklet.

[wickedbats]

Jason, looking at Damian: I would die for that kid. Tim: You would die for any kid. Jason: Well yeah. But I'm trying to be deep and shit and you're fucking it up for me. Tim: Hear Dick's response and you'll see how deep it goes for him. Jason, staring at Dick, who is ruffling Damian's hair: I don't even want to know what he'll say. Tim: Trust me you don't wanna.

[wickedbats]

Dick: I have a confession to make. I have a favorite—

Jason, Tim, and Damian: We know.

Tim: It’s Jason.

Jason: It’s Tim.

Damian: It’s me.

Dick: Superhero…

[kuronekoartsblog]

I offer you: Tim Drake being absolutely demolished in a way or another for being good at videogames, both by his opponent and his own teammate

Recently this is the only thing capable of pumping some dopamine in my ADHD brain so this is what u get lol

More to come!

[wickedbats]

Jason: I’m the picture of healthy.

Tim: You died and came back to life??

Jason: But healthy.

[wickedbats]

I’m back!! So back to doing funny incorrect quotes :D

[wickedbats]

Damian, with a serious face: I like you. Go out with me.

Jon, thinking: [It must be for a bet but who cares. He’s handsome.]

Jon: Yes, I’d love to.

[many months of dating and in love]

Jon, thinking: [I wonder how long the bet was supposed to last??]

[wickedbats]

I’m going thru a funk rn. Life is taking a toll and just feeling blue ig. I don’t feel motivated at all 😔

[amorkuku]

[missingnightwingsmullet]

lowkey gagged him with that

[marsapartment]

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!

Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?

Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:

"ass."

[bats-n-birds]

I literally can’t stop thinking about this post

[inkydandy]

Commission work! I’m really, really happy with how it turned out and so was the patron.