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@wickedgin
reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing.
Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?
I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.
You’ve got time.
u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app
me: we need to study
brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((
Baby boomers: if we gay code all the cartoon villains the kids won’t want to be gay
Millennials: plot twist I’m gay for the villains now, your homophobia back fired and I’m extra gay for bad boys and goth witch ladies
gooooood
NOTHING WEARS ME OUT LIKE
having a physical form on this planet
did april even………………………happen
April felt like it lasted forever……but now that it’s not April I have completely no memory of any April ever and I can’t seem to recall the last 30 days of my life.
April fooled us all
harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
This is just what I needed this morning.
yes
The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.
You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.
God never told Eve.
When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.
Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.
So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.
Originally posted by realitytvgifs
I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”
Yup! This is so real!
So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao
Adam was a fuck boy?
Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!
Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.
👀👀
All men are fuckboys
FUCK
All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.
*sits down on the story time mat*
hey so did any of you ever read that book when you were a kid, the one about the mom in the kitchen making soup for everyone? and one by one they come by and say, I love that soup you made, but could you please leave out [ingredient]?I don’t like the corn, or the beans, or the peppers… remember that one?
and when she serves up dinner it’s just some hot fucking salty water and she’s like you ungrateful little shits here’s your fucking hot salty water*
I think about that book a lot. Especially when it comes to ants in fandom’s pants, and how they seem to want to exclude:
everything JJ did (that they don’t like)
everything Rian did (that they don’t like)
everything the characters say and do (that they don’t like)
everything the actors themselves say and do (that they don’t like)
everything the production crew says (that they don’t like)
everything the official social media accounts post (that they don’t like)
the literal content and implied themes of the films (that they don’t like)
Best Buy
and I’m like.. y’all just want some hot, salty water, that’s it, isn’t it?
I mean, all humor aside, I get it, I do; I know what it’s like to feel disappointed by something and feel like it’s going in a direction you don’t like. I know what it feels like to feel like your fandom’s been hijacked by a juggernaut that is the full embodiment of your DNW. And I know what it’s like when something you love takes a direction that feels wrong to you, bothers you, just fucking isn’t what you wanted to happen. I get it.
It’s okay to step away. It’s okay to just decide that it maybe isn’t for you. Life is way too fucking short to be willfully marinating in things you despise.
But, like… at a certain point… if all you want is hot, salty water, don’t come for the people who like the soup. We’re just enjoying the soup. We didn’t make it or define the recipe. We’re enjoying some damn tasty soup. And yelling for hot, salty water isn’t going to take away how much we enjoy this delicious fucking meal.
*I can’t remember the actual title of this book but I am sure someone out there does.
When I complain about being a ‘gifted’ kid who grew into a talentless adult I don’t mean that I’m not trying to work on my talents or anything
I mean that the ‘gifts’ I had are useless
Reading books above my age isn’t a talent when I’m not eleven
Knowing big words isn’t a talent when I’m not a kid, it’s just growing up
It’s just a weird thing that happens and it feels shitty when you’re brought up being told you’re an exceptional child only to realise as an adult you’re just average
This
I did a lot of reading about gifted kids and especially gifted adults when I got my “diagnosis” because I was told I was gifted at 23 and well, it serves no purpose to have a confirmation that you’re gifted at 23
Thing is, gifted children are not amazingly better than everyone else. Gifted brains just don’t work the same so they build their skills in a different order
Basically when you’re very young, most people brain learn social skills and how to interact with their peers, but gifted brains are already at the next step which is how to understand and interact with the world
That makes the stereotypical young children that are very good at math, always asking questions about how things work, very upset when they don’t know a thing
But the thing is, when everyone gets older, they’ve mastered most social skills and now turn towards understanding the world
But the gifted children have already mastered that part and are turning towards how to build social skills. Except there’s no one left to teach us about that! Because we’re late to that party
Long story short, at the end everyone, gifted or not, goes through all the necessary steps to make functioning adults, so the difference that was obvious as a child has disappeared
But us gifted people often end up with social anxiety and impostor syndrome because we are actually less equipped than others to face a world that taught everyone to be confident and talk to people while we were busy reading books above our age
……………that last paragraph.
damn.
marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.
kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today
clint: i haven’t had any coffee today
[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]
clint: this is my 27th cup
literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]
clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]
You know what *I* want? Clint Barton dragging himself to Claire Temple’s apartment three times a week, at minimum, with tales of superheroic valor leading to grievous injuries, and she snarkily patches him up because that’s what she does, and at least he’s not being STUPID like a certain Matthew Murdock, he’s actually trying to do the right thing, okay, finally she’s got one whose work she can respect because he’s not a total idiot.
And then the actual superhero battle happens and she watches the whole thing on TV, cringing, expecting to see him fall off an alien speeder or get blown up, and he… doesn’t. Because it turns out in combat situations, dude is HYPER focused. Dude has AWESOME reflexes. There’s nothing this dumbass can’t flip off of and land on his feet when he’s really working hard at it.
Which is when she decides to hire Jessica Jones for a little covert surveillance… and that’s how she finds out that 99% of the injuries are actually from the greatest archer in the world scalding himself on the coffee machine and tripping over his dog.
my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child
that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are
counterpoint: girl scouts
Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?
SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right
Actually, I totally have something to add to this. So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house! As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown. So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’ And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?” “My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”. Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.
Oh right, this. I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night. All his windows were broken.
THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE
my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second
The mom friend override
Damn if that ain’t real though
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