Reading my school report 😐
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies

blake kathryn

gracie abrams
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price

Kiana Khansmith
The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
Fai_Ryy
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
Noah Kahan
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@coolfayebunny
Reading my school report 😐
FYI I’m on Mastodon now. A lot better than Twitter. Apparently the people behind Tumblr are looking at using ActivityPub available like it is on Mastodon. Tumblr would be a lot more interesting than it is now.
As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.
Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:
Not even my cat… belongs to a neighbour with 3 teenage kids 2 big dogs and another cat. He spends so much time with us now.
Best of the Richmond AFC Himbos! Bonus:
The most wholesome beautiful show
TED LASSO APPRECIATION WEEK: Day 2 → Favorite Dynamic/Relationship: Roy and Ted
bonus:
July: Shinzo Abe
August: Mikhail Gorbachev
September: Queen Elizabeth
October: ???
If Putin gets the October slot, Trump better be November
Quick while everyone’s distracted unify Ireland
Love it 😊
This is how to do it
Any recent gossip on Benedict? He seems to have dropped out of sight.
Nothing. I hope that means he’s getting much needed rest and hopefully some therapy
Fingers crossed he’s ok
when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
Fair warning
Carl Paladino reportedly said Attorney General Merrick Garland should probably be executed. That doesn't sound like a joke to me.
These people are abhorrent
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
Not mad
So, it truly doesn’t bother you that people are laughing at you and think you’re crazy?
No. The people whose opinion does matter know that I am not crazy. I don’t give a flying fuck what some stranger who doesn’t know me thinks.
Bravo Gatorfisch
Hey, @wilwheaton
Hate ages people
Republicans are unhinged. Grossly vile. Delete them from Congress in November.
Kansas is a great place obviously. A son of Kansas is with you , Jason Sudekis
Rob is right. Trump must be indicted.
Not wrong at all