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[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

cursebearing hips

[hungwy]

Hungwy, I love you bc ur cool as shit and funny but do you ever shut the fuck up?

i only read 11 words into this ask before i got bored so here’s a barracuda pic i found on the internet while googling barracuda the other day.

[beardedmrbean]

[misterhayden]

[academia-machiavelli]

Oh to have a dagger strapped to my thigh

[killrockstar]

there’s nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it’s normal it happens all the time

[bunchashapes]

[toastbutteregg]

[nastywizard]

I go out for a smoke break but when you look at my hand between my middle and index finger I am holding a small porcelain figurine of a horse

[walcutt]

Ok like, I've been chewing on the wires a bit

[vnusplanetoflove]

just so u know everything in the entire universe is always about love and when it isn't about love it is abt the absence of love. hope this makes sense

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[catcrumb]

[256gb]

you look like if i double clicked on you it would open internet explorer 6

[256gb]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

sorry for what i said when i was under the control of the cursed amulet :/

[angoras]

[catasters]