[ambermaitrejean]

[danforth]

[coolthingoftheday]

[coolthingoftheday]

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

[andhumanslovedstories]

sometimes I’m like “my therapist doesn’t really tell me anything I don’t already know” but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (don’t @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said, “why not eat a lunch food?”

and I said, “explain”

and she said, “you know you’re allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.”

my father’s insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morning 

[horrifying]

by Katy Viola

[friendly-animals]

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[thenatsdorf]

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[joseleprrr-deactivated20180405]

I’d like to be him

[cake-warrior]

I’d like to be one of those cats

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

edging? more like filibusting a nut

[vanish1ngcream]

Quick question OP why did I have to read this

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

The way he stuffs them in his mouth 💀

[memes-and-relatableschemes]

Mood

[veraslang]

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

[coconutlimeverbena]

When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

[nepofledgling]

It should be illegal to use the laugh track in comedy shows

[powerfulwizard]

Seriously though how is it so normalized in our culture to have fake laughing put on shows, is that not like, the most pathetic shit ever?

[remanence-of-love]

My mind is a battlefield of melancholy and anxiety. In the heat of my mental warfare, you embraced me like the wind. When your softness made this restless mind stay so silent, you felt like a room full of safety.

Clarity//Conee Berdera (via remanence-of-love)

[6ex-papi]

Fuck her like her ex is living in the apartment downstairs.

[axngelic-princess]

I honestly just need rough sex, tight cuddles & a lot of pasta

[honeshero]

[ultra-foggy-world]

Bestsellers of Hoodies & Sweatshirts [Up to 61% off]

Cactus >> Cat

Planet >> Glasses

Alien >> Alien

Planet >> Stripe

Floral >> Floral

The price is favorable, don’t miss them!

[museum-of-artifacts]

A medieval manuscript that was peed on by a cat while writing. 

Monk was forced to leave the rest of the page empty, drew a picture of a cat and cursed the creature with the following words:

“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”

[Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come.]

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Thread by Trent University Professor, David Tough on the issues with means tested tuition programs for low income students, and highlighting why universal government covered tuition would help a lot of students in precarious situations.

*OSAP = Ontario Student Assistance Program