A Bit More Refined...

indie regina mills rp blog selective and private au/oc friendly est. feb. 17, 2016 written by jay

[wickedredapple]

pirateheroism:

    “ not everyone can have a sharp wit 24/7, regina. i’m sure it’s a trait of yours that’s exhausting. ”

it was, indeed, exhausting. but it was also something regina hardly felt the desire to let him in on.

“there’s no need to lash out. it isn’t my fault you’re incapable of being your usual charmingly witty self.”

[wickedredapple]

princesircastic:

It unnerved him a little, the way she stalked around him, but he’d be damned if he let it show even for a second. Instead, he merely tracked her with his gaze, shifting his position ever so slightly when she shifted into his blind spot. “Oh, I am more than familiar with the kind of manners you keep.”

“Oh, I’m sure you like to think you’re well-versed in the sort of woman I am in any respect.” She came to a halt once she’d completed her circuit around the man, taunting smile on her lips as she waved a hand at David, a swirl of purple smoke leaving a chair directly behind the shepard prince. “Why don’t you have a SEAT. There’s a lot we need to discuss.”

[lrhofrps-deactivated20170504]

give me the stuck up know all princess and the high school dropout fuckboy plot please, i will love you down and send you all the ask memes.

[daeneryskairipa]

KILLIAN JONES APPRECIATION MEME - Day 6: Favorite Location (Jolly Roger)

[wickedredapple]

arrogancekiing:

     patience is not a virtue of peter’s, and he’s had quite enough of this game — a game where he isn’t king and the queen’s done her little checkmate. “enough, regina.”

     emerald eyes narrow. he sulks forward, leaning over her desk with his palms against the wood, teeth nearly bared. “send. me. back.”

she leaned in just as close, no hint of amusement or levity of any kind upon her face. “ trust me, pan, if i COULD send you back i would -- less of a headache for me. ”

her voice dropped to a threatening whisper, gaze becoming intense. “ but order me again, and no matter the difficulty, i will put a PERMANENT end to your life. ”

[wickedredapple]

@noxthisiswhoiam from [ x ]

“Yeah- well that’s only if you decide to kill them, which you don’t have to do.”

there was a staunch amount of bitterness darkening her features, “ if they’re foolish enough to gain my attention and IRE, i’d say they deserve a nice fireball to the face.”

[bloodykillian-blog]

@wickedredapple liked for a starter

     “Pardon me, your royal highness, but is this necessary?” 

[wickedredapple]

“ that entirely depends on why you’ve decided to grace with me you alluring presence, captain. -- are you LOST? ”

[wickedredapple]

pirateheroism:

using his hook, killian flicks the feathered hat off his head, an almost amused expression passing his features. “ you do know that black isn’t truly a color right? that’s something i learned from one of your lad’s textbooks. even so, the red does make me dashing– and i’d continue holding that laughter– i’ve seen this world’s version of you. ”

“ it’s the absence of colour. i’m aware, but it’s mine. ”

her scowl was more of a displeased pout but regina was quick to wipe it away in favour of a faux expression of HAUGHTINESS as she waved a hand down her person, purple smoke appearing for a brief moment. after dissipating, in its place appeared the animated version of her outfit, a grimace swiftly passing over her features. “ i happen to think it’s...charming. not as fashionable, of course, but charming. -- what do you think, jones? “

[finabrunet]

Charming teaching to Regina how to dance aka the most cutest thing ever.

[pirateheroism-deactivated202301]

@wickedredapple liked for a short starter

       killian stares down at the animated captain hook outfit. “ is this a joke? ”

[wickedredapple]

she’s trying her best not to laugh outright, but he looks just as ridiculous as she’d thought he would and the image is the funniest thing she’d seen in years.

“ i happen to think it’s a vast improvement to all that LEATHER you wear – black is my colour.”

[wickedredapple]

“There better be a very good reason for you to call me here, Swan. -- Have you set a house on fire?”

@emmanohomoswan summoned the evil queen

[wickedredapple]

“ -- let me guess, you also have some sort of COMPLAINT you’d like me to be aware of. Unfortunately for you I don’t really have the desire time to listen -- speak fast.”

@oftallahassee summoned the evil queen

[yuudachimemes]

Reblog if you’re multiple ship, but also allow Polyamorous ships..

[wickedredapple]

@pirateheroism from [ x ]

              “ funny, the same question can be asked of YOU, your majesty. ”

“i’m sure that was supposed to be far more cutting than it was.        you’re losing your touch, jones – have you fallen ill?”

[hermajestygifs]

“You wanted to see your Queen? Well my dears, here she is…”

[arrogancekiing-deactivated20170]

starter call — @wickedredapple 

     “was there an accident?”

     malcolm hadn’t been sure, that morning, what he’d cross paths with later on in the day; the queen, however, alone and trekking down the rode without a knight or guard in sight, had certainly not been a thought even slightly entertained.

     “you’re quite a ways from home, your majesty.”

[wickedredapple]

regina hadn’t really expected anyone to be out so far in the forest, though it was an admittedly foolish oversight on her part. fingers lightly curling at her sides, the young woman prepared to ready a fireball should it become necessary ( not that she was actually proficient with them quite yet ).

“i’d stay right where you are if you don’t want my guards to arrest you,” she bluffed, eyes hard. “who are you?”

[toomuchtelly]

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.