I'm Your Villain

我存在，你崇拜 Exceptionally Mediocre in all I do - drawing/writing, cosplay, gaming (previously commander-amatus)

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[fanfavoritefragrances]

is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[creetch]

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i've always believed the fixation on 'mean girls' specifically is because it's a violation of gender roles first and foremost--a 'mean boy' in high school is a regular high schooler. the internet isn't ready for this take yet though so be careful

[zell-dincht]

you know, I've been really good about not engaging on random social media, really, I have....

But sometimes, I just gotta...

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[denjz]

[sam-porotito]

Good team!

[elvish-root]

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

[pansyfemme]

sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

[hyumjim]

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

[zell-dincht]

The OC has randomly been on the mind again and idk this scenario popped into my head and idk why it amuses me...

Prince: How would you like it if I made you a Prince? Lorne: Yes. Yes do that. Prince: Well, it would be prince consort, technically. Lorne: Yes, whatever, I don't care. Prince. Yes yes yes. Prince: We could just go sign the paperwork, or.... would you like the spectacle of the ceremony? Lorne: YES ceremony yes yes yes ... Lorne: -perfectly oblivious baby throughout the whole process and planning- ... Other member of royal family: -shows up like the day before and bear-hugs Lorne- WELCOME TO THE FAMILY Lorne: what the fuck are you talking about Royal: The wedding of course! Lorne: Excuse me the fucking what

[zell-dincht]

Prince: What.... ceremony did you think I was talking about? Lorne: A CORONATION??!!!! Prince: What did you think "consort" meant? Lorne: 🤷

[zell-dincht]

The OC has randomly been on the mind again and idk this scenario popped into my head and idk why it amuses me...

Prince: How would you like it if I made you a Prince? Lorne: Yes. Yes do that. Prince: Well, it would be prince consort, technically. Lorne: Yes, whatever, I don't care. Prince. Yes yes yes. Prince: We could just go sign the paperwork, or.... would you like the spectacle of the ceremony? Lorne: YES ceremony yes yes yes ... Lorne: -perfectly oblivious baby throughout the whole process and planning- ... Other member of royal family: -shows up like the day before and bear-hugs Lorne- WELCOME TO THE FAMILY Lorne: what the fuck are you talking about Royal: The wedding of course! Lorne: Excuse me the fucking what

[mossie55art]

@championofsin shared some Jack-coded tumblr posts with me and because I can't share anything without drawing it have some stuff.

I'm going to become so quick at drawing these assholes.

Posts used are here and here.